azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 12:57: Dudebro Designer is not allowed to push a patch for the purpose of putting Christmas lights on icons. Cc: @nadyne
Tue, 18:01: RT @0xabad1dea: Guess what happens when people with suicidal thoughts hear that if they report them they can be denied entry to America ove…
Tue, 18:06: Fish hashtag of the day: #azzonlyhallucinatesbees #fishmum
Tue, 18:32: Freaking out just a little. Friday cannot arrive quickly enough.
Tue, 21:21: First my internet crashed, then the laptop crashed while rebooting.
Tue, 21:23: The fuck is my internet smoking? #comcast
Tue, 21:38: Internet just shat itself again #comcast
Wed, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 12/10/2013: 5,925 steps and 2.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Wed, 08:23: Bad things about 8am at work: you think shaking the carton of half-and-half is ok. Good thing: time to de-milk yourself & breakroom floor...
Wed, 08:26: Dropped breakfast burrito. Threw mouse. #simultaneously

Wed, 11:29: One stray mention of Citibank and the inside of my head is SHE'S CHANGING HER NAME FROM KITTI TO KAREN & clips of Gillian Anderson.