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azurelunatic) wrote2013-12-23 02:47 am
azurelunatic) wrote2013-12-23 02:47 am
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So how did that gaymers party go, you ask?
I wasn't sure I'd want to go, and then I woke up from my nap chipper and cheerful and ready. So I gathered a few things together (meat and cheese and olives as well as a dessert, because I knew it was likely to be heavy on the cookies and light on the food) and headed out. I drove because I was already fashionably late.
They were playing Doctor Who on the big screen when I came in, various Christmas episodes, involving Ten. JD was there, and Jed, and Dave, and many of the merry men. There was mulled wine. Yay mulled wine! I settled in to a quiet corner. After a while the game chatter got louder than the Doctor, which was all right -- it just made things much more surreal. At length I recognized a section of Cubeville, and
was delighted to see the iconic pop-up Doctor moment. It's really surreal to have your first exposure to a show be through image macros and gifsets, so you weirdly recognize things when watching for the first time. I particularly appreciate Ten's hair, and the moment in Smith & Jones where Ten has thoroughly disarranged his hair in his assorted dismay, but then with no particular chance to repair it unless some hospital bathroom had a lot of product handy, he emerges all smoothly poof-crested again.
I hadn't really had time to get a gift together for the pirate gift exchange, but there were extras so I was invited to play anyway, which was very kind and also proved to be hilarious!
Someone had brought a box wrapped in some external paper which they tore off before the game started. The internal paper was composed of a grid of all sorts of photos of all sorts of penis, so everyone could understand why this was not something to be shared with the bus, although all of the pictures were merely undressed and not nekkid in any way. Just, that was a lot of dick.
The package proved to contain, among other things, a horse head mask, a can of Four Loko, and a horse-shoe bent double-ended dong, labeled "for her pleasure", or some such.
The guys near me were confused as to how this item would work. "Maybe if you had two twinks standing back to back?" one of them mused.
I rolled my eyes loudly. "When you have a vagina, there are two holes," I pointed out.
"Ohhhhhh," they said.
I can't truly blame them, as I was one of perhaps two women in the room, and a similar ratio of vagina-owners was likely. (I say similar, not identical, because there was at least one person wearing a blue-and-pink-and-white-and-pink-and-blue button very visibly, and I'm not in the habit of asking after the genitals of casual acquaintances.)
I had my eye on the Solo-style red and white plastic wine goblets, but they locked before my turn. I can't remember what my first grab was, but someone grabbed it off me, which meant that I was free to grab the box with the amazing penis project poster wrapping paper, and the Four Loko. Dr. Aunt Mrs. Uncle Davy says that Four Loko is a bad bad thing, and I guess she'd know. I've always wanted to try it, though. So hey! Four Loko! Plus a box of Amazing Assorted Wacky and/or Wrong.
Amazingly, I ended the game with this in my possession. And of course, after the game came the most fun part, the trading. I traded the penis paper with someone. I then examined the horse mask.
The thing is very hot, and fits my head very tightly. It also smells violently plasticky. I really didn't want to put it on after I first stuck my face in it, but felt I had to, so I expended hit points to actually put it on. I could breathe, after a fashion. I took it right back off, and then went around the party with my hand stuck in like a puppet, thumb in the chin, index and pinky stuck out the nostrils and waggling. I startled a few people. It was glorious.
The guy who'd wrapped the box came up to me with the rather Jesusy looking DVD case, opened it, and pointed out the DVD in a paper sleeve shoved into the inside front cover's clip. That DVD had a lot of beefcake on the front, and a note saying that this was filmed prior to a certain law, and was therefore not required to have on file the paperwork that things filmed after that law, which told me the general
nature of the contents. "So this is the second coming," I punned badly to JD.
I eventually did successfully put the horse mask on my head, and posed for some pictures.
I had a slightly stressful moment where I wasn't sure where I'd parked, but my spatial memory kicked in. I'd missed a call from Drew, so I called him back on my way home. Whee!
They were playing Doctor Who on the big screen when I came in, various Christmas episodes, involving Ten. JD was there, and Jed, and Dave, and many of the merry men. There was mulled wine. Yay mulled wine! I settled in to a quiet corner. After a while the game chatter got louder than the Doctor, which was all right -- it just made things much more surreal. At length I recognized a section of Cubeville, and
was delighted to see the iconic pop-up Doctor moment. It's really surreal to have your first exposure to a show be through image macros and gifsets, so you weirdly recognize things when watching for the first time. I particularly appreciate Ten's hair, and the moment in Smith & Jones where Ten has thoroughly disarranged his hair in his assorted dismay, but then with no particular chance to repair it unless some hospital bathroom had a lot of product handy, he emerges all smoothly poof-crested again.
I hadn't really had time to get a gift together for the pirate gift exchange, but there were extras so I was invited to play anyway, which was very kind and also proved to be hilarious!
Someone had brought a box wrapped in some external paper which they tore off before the game started. The internal paper was composed of a grid of all sorts of photos of all sorts of penis, so everyone could understand why this was not something to be shared with the bus, although all of the pictures were merely undressed and not nekkid in any way. Just, that was a lot of dick.
The package proved to contain, among other things, a horse head mask, a can of Four Loko, and a horse-shoe bent double-ended dong, labeled "for her pleasure", or some such.
The guys near me were confused as to how this item would work. "Maybe if you had two twinks standing back to back?" one of them mused.
I rolled my eyes loudly. "When you have a vagina, there are two holes," I pointed out.
"Ohhhhhh," they said.
I can't truly blame them, as I was one of perhaps two women in the room, and a similar ratio of vagina-owners was likely. (I say similar, not identical, because there was at least one person wearing a blue-and-pink-and-white-and-pink-and-blue button very visibly, and I'm not in the habit of asking after the genitals of casual acquaintances.)
I had my eye on the Solo-style red and white plastic wine goblets, but they locked before my turn. I can't remember what my first grab was, but someone grabbed it off me, which meant that I was free to grab the box with the amazing penis project poster wrapping paper, and the Four Loko. Dr. Aunt Mrs. Uncle Davy says that Four Loko is a bad bad thing, and I guess she'd know. I've always wanted to try it, though. So hey! Four Loko! Plus a box of Amazing Assorted Wacky and/or Wrong.
Amazingly, I ended the game with this in my possession. And of course, after the game came the most fun part, the trading. I traded the penis paper with someone. I then examined the horse mask.
The thing is very hot, and fits my head very tightly. It also smells violently plasticky. I really didn't want to put it on after I first stuck my face in it, but felt I had to, so I expended hit points to actually put it on. I could breathe, after a fashion. I took it right back off, and then went around the party with my hand stuck in like a puppet, thumb in the chin, index and pinky stuck out the nostrils and waggling. I startled a few people. It was glorious.
The guy who'd wrapped the box came up to me with the rather Jesusy looking DVD case, opened it, and pointed out the DVD in a paper sleeve shoved into the inside front cover's clip. That DVD had a lot of beefcake on the front, and a note saying that this was filmed prior to a certain law, and was therefore not required to have on file the paperwork that things filmed after that law, which told me the general
nature of the contents. "So this is the second coming," I punned badly to JD.
I eventually did successfully put the horse mask on my head, and posed for some pictures.
I had a slightly stressful moment where I wasn't sure where I'd parked, but my spatial memory kicked in. I'd missed a call from Drew, so I called him back on my way home. Whee!
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*HIDES UNDER ROCK*
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And don't forget JD's masterful gift-stealing move when he ordered Ryan to steal the gift that had just been stolen for him, and Ryan just meekly followed orders without question.
*random hugs*
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