azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 19:48: Pickled, scrambled vampire. #TrueBloodCookbook
Tue, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 12/16/2013: 3,470 steps and 1.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Tue, 01:12: Dear digestive system: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Tue, 01:24: Especially for those who know who they are, I would like to advise that I did not jump while pooping. #longstory #youhadtobethere
Tue, 01:35: Photo: sithjawa: pacificrimscience: so-i-did-this-thing: pikalex88: so-i-did-this-thing: VERSION 0.1?!! For... http://t.co/iMnIOE9MC3
Tue, 06:57: I did ask my uterus to clear itself out especially, so I guess the joke is on me.
Tue, 11:33: The process of knocking over a very full, very sticky glass of iced coffee also knocked down my #bees status card.