Is it still fishbrick if it's no longer a rectangular prism?

[azurelunatic]

The flappy plane is beeping at the fluffy nutchewer, and I am braining about hard squares of tasty submarines.

That is to say, the fishbrick concept keeps getting built upon.

Darkside suggested not just fish attached to or embedded in bricks, but bricks made out of fish. So I shared that back to Purple over lunch.

So there we've got the bucket of fish -- fish that has been allowed to ripen some, and then frozen -- and then we find a window. The correct window. We don't want to hit the call floor. We want the CEO or some other appropriately deserving policymaker. And those sorts are known to have larger than average windows...

Then we take a 3 or 4 day weekend...

The phrase "shooting blank packets" linked itself with the mental image of some large-magazine, rapid-fire, possibly compressed air driven accelerator rig spraying out high-velocity tennis-ball sized spheres of frozen fish slurry (somewhat pre-ripened).


It's a good thing that the three of us are (mostly) lawful good, I'm just saying...

Comments

[siliconshaman]

Suggestion, if you poured the pre-ripened fish slurry into a soda can, froze it and then peeled away the can [mostly, I'd leave the top and bottom for structual reasons] you could use a black-powder soda-can cannon.

Although something like a t-shirt gun might work as well, and would be rather more man-portable for a quick getaway if necessary.

Although if you do go down the black-powder route... I'd suggest doing it on some holiday weekend that involves lots of fireworks, that way no-one would think anything of a few extra bangs.

[azurelunatic]

T-shirt cannon sounds good. :D

[silveradept]

I approve of this idea of firing slurry at deserving targets.

[azurelunatic]

The unfreezing part is the best.