azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 14:20: So much screwing and banging! #constructioninnuendo
Mon, 14:58: Ev: [plot-related pants stuff] Azz: #nopants Ev: #noshirt Azz: #noservice Azz: #veryverybadwifiwhennaked #fishmum
Mon, 15:36: "There’s a difference between an alpha and an asshole, and if you can’t tell which one someone is, it’s..." http://t.co/H4ajyf4pxk
Mon, 15:54: Periodic reminder to any monitoring agencies that @Eveandriss and I are in fact writers, bouncing plots off each other. #murdermystery
Mon, 19:11: It turns out that mary jane style shoes, particularly high heels, will send my brain on a screaming, ranting tizzy on #badgenderdays.
Mon, 19:12: Suffice to say that I will happily perform femme when it's my free choice, and when it won't cause excruciating pain.
Mon, 19:20: Photo: zarhooie: stickiebun13: thatweirdsmithgirl: "This Pesto bread is so marvelous and simple that you... http://t.co/yBe3wNXqVb
Mon, 20:41: Turns out attitudes of nonconsensual "you are helpless against me" makes me actively homicidal. Cherucidal? Whatever. #homestuck #caliborn
Tue, 00:24: Should I feel moved to cosplay #Homestuck, I'm pretty sure I can scare up some loud as fuck clashing rainbow. #trickster
Tue, 00:26: Laughing loud enough to scare things. Particularly: http://t.co/twLldMmOBI (Context makes it funnier but not less surreal.)

Tue, 00:26: Warning for HELLA BLINKING SHIT on that last link.
Tue, 03:10: kherrigan: microviolin: plumbones: destiny919: greenhoused: which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner... http://t.co/n09GPNpnyj
Tue, 03:13: Ducks' dentist does more than fill in the gaps - vassraptor: sinsensory: The doctor holds up a hand and... http://t.co/hV9ZQpH6mV
Tue, 03:16: RT @BadAstronomer: FANTASTIC! “@munchanka: @manongevers @BadAstronomer My thoughts exactly. http://t.co/jyfBtOsMoJ”
Tue, 03:21: RT @GeorgeTakei: Baaaaaad. http://t.co/wVrSel8l8T
Tue, 08:19: Bizarre dream about audio hosting for a club on lj via voice posts. The intermediate club charter was prank peeing on summer camp.
Tue, 11:20: Updated my medical emergency information. Included "non-family attempting to gain family privilege by birth nickname get bitten" b/c true.
Tue, 11:22: Fun fact: someone addressing me by birth certificate name means they're a stranger and/or I'm in trouble, not that they have my True Name.