My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Mon, 16:00: Miley Cyrus exposes the unattainability of the contemporary Protestant Twerk Ethic that, despite its... http://t.co/4nrEH9Sydk
• Mon, 23:47: Am not expecting to hear back from the company who I told to "deeply and sincerely cram it" regarding their weight loss ad email.
• Tue, 08:00: The only reasonable explanation for the British Museum surviving the London Blitz: one of their (many... http://t.co/KLqBFVdULs