azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 00:47: RT @grantimahara: How would one mount a laser to a shark's head? Um, asking for a friend...
Wed, 05:05: RT @gildedbat: "If blondies evolved from brownies and cookies, then tell me, why do bakeries still make cookies? LOL you can't."
Wed, 05:17: RT @christycorr: One of the best things about the internet is that you're just living your life then BAM, SURPRISE ILIAD FRATBOYS. http://t…
Wed, 05:17: RT @HaroldItz: If you don’t think “America the Beautiful” should be sung in a foreign language, don’t quote Jesus in English. #Coke
Wed, 05:25: RT @KarlTheFog: There's a direct correlation between cold, miserable nights and an absence of me.
Wed, 05:43: RT @sarahreesbrenna: .@elampp JKR made an announcement about Dumbledore being gay. She did not announce that 'Harry is a wizard.' That we k…
Wed, 05:46: RT @Blackamazon: Dear White folk ? If at the end of what ever you are crying about?You could get a trial and leave with your life? IT'S NOT…
Wed, 06:06: RT @amaditalks: Protip: if you have to tell people that you're on their side, and you insult them in the process, you're not on their side …
Wed, 06:12: RT @nokiaaccess: "Consider disability at the outset," tech designers told. http://t.co/AuGEW99Izy via @TR_Foundation #a11y
Wed, 06:14: RT @isntit: If locked out, FB makes you identify mates by avatar. Apparently so many of @itsprobablynot's mates' pics are of babies he coul…

Wed, 06:25: RT @deirdresm: RT @tjathurman: A new record for silliest email from a bug tracker. http://t.co/yvQpSGHw0k
Wed, 06:37: Oh fuck everything. #sleepisoftenavalidlifechoice
Wed, 06:46: RT @ScottKAndrews: Gobsmacking. RT @EverydaySexism: So who thinks @uksbd is a great way to advertise their business? http://t.co/no5fNZRo8r
Wed, 06:55: RT @ajaromano: Felicia Day's haircut just became headline news bc sexism (and MRAs' apparent inability to tell women apart): http://t.co/C5…
Wed, 07:05: @pbpost In what possible universe did you think I wanted autoplaying video on mobile, let alone the unpauseable ad before it?
Wed, 07:07: @pbpost Arrived here via random news story link, which I am reluctant to read if the result is going to be loud & eat data.
Wed, 07:15: RT @CBPotts: Matthew, Mark, Luke & John did not speak English. None of the Apostles spoke English. Paul did not speak English. Jesus didn't…
Wed, 07:21: RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/MtSfUjryPS In case you need a creative push today. One involving vampires.
Wed, 07:33: RT @TheAtlantic: The Internet has its own spin on language, and now there's a style guide for it. Sort of http://t.co/vdbtgrkEWi
Wed, 07:37: RT @erynofwales: BuzzFeed article about the Piers Morgan bizarro fest last night. http://t.co/Nsn29OA7bT

Wed, 07:37: RT @Lynn_Teo: Impressive stat MT @ecommercefutur1: #ecf14 jimmy choo: every second taken off webpage load times yields a 7% conversion impr…
Wed, 07:39: That last is one reason net neutrality is vital for small business. Public network cannot be the bottleneck.
Wed, 08:01: RT @tyrantasorus: I have never related to a floppy disk and a SD card this much before. http://t.co/HSNecLNWZh
Wed, 08:06: RT @pickwick: Bit perplexed by @TheAtlantic's "now there's a style guide for the net!" - I've still got the Wired Style Guide from 1997 som…
Wed, 08:06: RT @DrewCurtis: Reviewing by laws - came across the phrase "breeches of confidentiality". Best pants ever
Wed, 08:07: RT @oftenimprudent: Beautiful RT @alarmallama: @oftenimprudent Vaginal Civil Disobedience (a band with at least one violin and a lead singe…
Wed, 08:08: RT @Karnythia: CVS dropped cigs because of profit margins & the new model for their registers. Health had nothing to do with it, but it sou…
Wed, 08:46: If some of the people who have your phone number aren't your friends, make sure this setting is off. #android http://t.co/sdewSgZVRh