azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 20:56: Me: How do we make make these conversational left turns? Purple: By making three rights.
Mon, 20:57: "How do you come up with 'fuck a couch off a cliff', anyway?"
Mon, 21:16: RT @stevelosh: HTTP status ranges in a nutshell: 1xx: hold on 2xx: here you go 3xx: go away 4xx: you fucked up 5xx: I fucked up
Tue, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/10/2014: 7,984 steps and 3.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
Tue, 03:14: Today at work the helpdesk person dealing with the Outlook problem said "them" in the helpdesk ticket. I was pleased.
Tue, 08:29: RT @hannahnicklin: This is great. 1914 artist imagines 1950s fashions. I want hair like that. Also, he keeps a cane... http://t.co/jXRz8lZq…
Tue, 09:13: RT @maureenjohnson: 17. Is *thisclose* to solving the case of The Mysterious Pee Puddle That Keeps Appearing by the Poetry Section. #reason…