azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 19:50: "I'm trying to sleep, can you make your penis a little less funny?" Beatrice vs. Ben's romance, Cutting Room Floor
Wed, 21:32: RT @liz_buckley: By rights, Random House shouldn't have an address.
Wed, 23:47: http://t.co/K0hIbe5tUF Well, that's a thing.
Thu, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/19/2014: 7,334 steps and 3.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
Thu, 01:54: @trixieleitz This evening I just had some characters up and flip plots on me. I'm deeply amused/baffled: all but 2 renamed.
Thu, 02:07: A staircase of witticisms. #collectivenouns