azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 13:17: Me: "Nobody wins a wet beard contest." Purple: "I don't think anyone wins a curried t-shirt contest either."
Wed, 13:18: Purple, having been shown my last text: "I approve this message."
Wed, 13:43: Great lines to walk in on: "... is a sexist shitbag of a [career] who should be kicked and beaten with sticks." #hyperbolicviolenceonly
Wed, 14:31: Am now a legend, wait for it, dary grand master of massively multiplayer thumb wrestling.
Wed, 14:49: I never did play Farmville. I did play Farmvillain, however...
Wed, 15:15: "Is it a dead horse or do I just need a bigger stick?" -Purple, on productive vs. unproductive stubbornness
Wed, 17:44: "See if I bring *you* any butter!" "I'm an adult! I have my own butter!" #outofcontexttheatre
Wed, 22:20: Feeling generally pleased with life because of spending about 45 minutes talking with Purple at the parting of our ways @ the parking garage
Wed, 22:49: RT @timeblimp: According to automatic bathroom faucets, I rapidly switch on and off my invisibility at 10-15 second intervals. #inconvenie…
Wed, 23:11: I think I just inhaled some guacamole the wrong way. (The only right way to inhale guacamole is NOT AT ALL.)

Thu, 02:26: wtf-8 and unicodpieces
Thu, 08:52: RT @cage_rusty: Thought I'd add my contribution to #nationalcleavageday http://t.co/CWZ3oxFHUm
Thu, 10:38: One of the guys in my emergency response class looks familiar. This is because he is basically a longer nosed John Watson (Sherlock version)
Thu, 11:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/26/2014: 5,137 steps and 2.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6