Coffee break with Azz & Purple

[azurelunatic]

One of the three pots of coffee has run out. Azz indicates that Purple should lift it clear of its rack. Azz has spilled coffee on the tits three times already during this precise operation.

Break ensues. We return to put the now filled pot back in the rack, which Purple does without being asked.

Purple: "Being taller helps."
Azz: "Mostly my problem is here."
Azz: *punches self in the tit illustratively*
Purple: ...
Purple: "Well, don't beat yourself up over it."

Comments

[silveradept]

That sounds like something I would say, if I were on top of my game at that point.

[azurelunatic]

He was sort of amazed he'd hit it quite that well. So to speak.

[silveradept]

Indeed. That's one of those things you say without thinking and then realize how excellent it is afterwards.

[azurelunatic]

We spent the following few minutes sort of doubled over with laughter that we'd actually just spontaneously had that happen.

I had been wondering what title he should have. Darkside is my BFF. zarhooie is my braintwin. Purple is emphatically not my boyfriend: we're hugging friends, not kissing friends.

Then tonight, when I was thinking about it, I realized.

Straight man. He's my straight man.

[silveradept]

Exactly! That's a great description for Purple.

[cxcvi]

The only thing that's unclear is which rack you were trying to lift it clear of.

[azurelunatic]

Oh! There's a wire structure that holds the three coffee pots in place with little drip trays. Like one of these jobbies.