azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 12:22: Oh hey, Cap/Avengers/SHIELD fans with US addresses & a few dollars for shipping: http://t.co/zdYO3WXj95 (binary gender option)
Sun, 12:48: RT @TrickIX: it's THOSE people who eat too many spiders who raise the "average" and make the rest of us feel inadequate
Sun, 12:50: RT @codinghorror: Indexes ARE magic! http://t.co/5xg3LalfmT
Sun, 18:33: RT @JRA_Mills: Hi @PaulDacreDM I edited that #MailOnline article, for accuracy . http://t.co/WlOh3GokQf (link if Twitpic is too wee) http:/…
Sun, 23:08: Sewed together a little pouch for phone and iPod. It's made from part of an old pair of shorts, a cable tie, and straps from 2 camera bags.
Sun, 23:09: Not the prettiest of little bags, but it keeps them containerized when I wander off to the laundry room.
Sun, 23:20: And hooray! The little ring-bag that I thought might work to contain the headset in fact does!
Mon, 00:19: Purple has described my way too high-pitched and cheerful "angry" voice as "Playing with knives is fun!" I enjoy that description.
Mon, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 4/20/2014: 1,047 steps and 0.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
Mon, 01:47: Phrases like "it's not my bathtub and you can't prove anything" hardly make any more sense in context.

Mon, 01:49: RT @DMReporter: TOMORROW: We prank call the 999 emergency services to expose how much time and money they waste talking to prank calls. Bo…
Mon, 01:53: RT @JimmyBatchler: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You tell him: “Thats a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you You have …
Mon, 01:57: RT @_PromKnight: FASCINATING shit on menstruation http://t.co/ZSASjv3eiR seriously
Mon, 01:59: (That last RT is body horror out the wazoo, and I would be increasingly happy to donate my uterus entire to some person in need.)
Mon, 10:48: I would take a class in "makeup that says 'I can kill you in my sleep'".
Mon, 11:04: Playing with eyeshadow. #selfie http://t.co/fSlT5cc1Cp