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azurelunatic) wrote2014-05-05 04:17 am
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Humor noodling
So the other night the character of Google It First "Antony" Jackson popped into my head.
It's a horrible name, of course. Antony is just fine. And clearly how it happened was that someone pitched Antony as a name, someone recommended the dead simple modern background check, and someone took that as the name.
But who and why?
The answer showed up headed for the shower. It was a class action lawsuit against someone from the maternity ward, who had carelessly botched the birth certificates of dozens of babies, whose parents were now discovering the disparity upon registering the kids for school.
I'd like to draw out each hilariously bad detail in a Pythonesque fashion. Imagine John Cleese playing the judge.
It's a horrible name, of course. Antony is just fine. And clearly how it happened was that someone pitched Antony as a name, someone recommended the dead simple modern background check, and someone took that as the name.
But who and why?
The answer showed up headed for the shower. It was a class action lawsuit against someone from the maternity ward, who had carelessly botched the birth certificates of dozens of babies, whose parents were now discovering the disparity upon registering the kids for school.
I'd like to draw out each hilariously bad detail in a Pythonesque fashion. Imagine John Cleese playing the judge.
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