azurelunatic | My tweets

Sat, 12:50: RT @jai_dit: OH: "Best handjob of #Eurovision!" #Poland
Sat, 12:52: RT @milkbutnotsugar: I THINK EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING TO RISE DID RISING WHEN THEY POLISH LADIES CHURNED BUTTER. #eurovision #crudetweetstâ¦
Sat, 12:58: RT @milkbutnotsugar: CONCHITA IS THE BEST ONE FOREVER. #eurovision
Sat, 12:58: RT @TheImmoralCrow: I mean - the eye makeup. WHY CAN I NOT BE THAT GLAM?
Sat, 12:59: RT @xlerb: For once, stuff is on fire at #eurovision and there's actually a reason for it. #austria
Sat, 13:07: RT @nadyne: Germany's candy making was better than their song. #Eurovision
Sat, 13:07: RT @xlerb: "Someone help her; she's trapped in a cage of light." "It's not a cage; it's a Christmas tree." #eurovision #sweden
Sat, 13:10: RT @xlerb: I wonder how much they had to postprocess that photo. #eurovision #france #flag #dropbars #smoke #colors #farting #hashtag
Sat, 13:12: RT @evilguii: THIS STAGE LOOKS LIKE A TUMBLR
Sat, 13:14: RT @xlerb: Wait, their hair is tied together? What? #eurovision #russia

Sat, 13:15: RT @mixosaurus: Giant seesaw, things tethered together, an appearance of the inanimate carbon rod, urge to "show the world some love" #notpâ¦
Sat, 13:22: RT @xlerb: #Slovenia made a flag out of books. And they have a flute. What can go wrong? #eurovision
Sat, 13:22: RT @milkbutnotsugar: Good eyeshadow, though. #eurovision
Sat, 13:23: RT @nadyne: She looks like a Disney villain. She's even got minions! #eurovision
Sat, 13:23: RT @halfabear: THEN GET OFF THE ROUNDABOUT #eurovision
Sat, 13:29: RT @StockholmLarry: america right now http://t.co/VdWE9quSir
Sat, 13:32: RT @xlerb: OH: "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the stage." #eurovision #spain
Sat, 13:32: RT @nadyne: I can flip my hair around better than that. #eurovision
Sat, 13:35: RT @milkbutnotsugar: Mum: "What's the uninvited guest? His penis or something?" #eurovision
Sat, 14:08: There was some weird Stargate action with England's dress. #Eurovision

Sat, 14:10: RT @xlerb: Um what. What did they think they were doing that *wasn't* flipping off the camera? (en_GB obscene gesture localisation) #eurovâ¦
Sat, 14:11: RT @thatjohn: This, @grahnort, is why your wine should be in a sippy cup. #Eurovision
Sat, 14:18: ?..the fuck am I watchimg #Eurovision
Sat, 14:22: RT @semanticist: @azurelunatic Angry shouting, probably. Or someone playing a four-dimensional hyper-bagpipe.
Sat, 14:26: RT @thatjohn: That sound you hear is Beethoven rolling in his grave. #Eurovision
Sat, 14:50: RT @xlerb: Wait, that's actually water? There's an actual moat around the stage? #eurovision #slowontheuptake
Sat, 14:53: RT @xlerb: And, new for this year, #drink for audible booing whenever Russia gets â¥8 points from anyone. #eurovision
Sat, 14:54: RT @thatjohn: So, how *do* you say âBlurred Linesâ in Hungarian? #Eurovision
Sat, 14:55: Cheering from the room. #Eurovision
Sat, 15:02: Such woe from @jai_dit, who likes the mustache. #EUROVISION

Sat, 15:18: RT @slatestarcodex: A rule named for the priciest fish says cooks often substitute cheap fish for costly ones Thus, Sturgeon's Law: 90% â¦
Sat, 15:19: OH "No it is not time to shave, you cisnormative piece of shit!" #Eurovision
Sat, 15:20: RT @callme_jc: Austria playing the part! Conchita having a solidarity breakdown #Eurovision
Sat, 15:21: RT @DeathBoy: Remember, kids, every time you vote for a bearded trans lady on Eurovision, a UKIP member slips and falls down the stairs.
Sat, 15:22: RT @BuyBritishMilk: We'd call into question the milk churning methods of the Polish #eurovision entry.
Sat, 15:24: OMG
Sat, 15:26: RT @xlerb: La Reine d'Autriche, in*deed*. #eurovision
Sat, 15:29: RT @mizzykill: The biggest mystery of the night is HOW did France do so badly with such a good song?? #eurovision
Sat, 15:30: RT @xlerb: #Austria's presenter's costume beard brought the house down. OMG. #eurovision
Sat, 15:34: RT @BBCOne: "This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom." Conchita Wurst. #Eurovision http://t.co/V2â¦

Sat, 16:16: So Eurovision was great. Screaming, crying, cheering. Now on to Seanan's book launch.
Sat, 17:29: @seananmcguire Not sure where she is; I just came from another party & we were going to meet here.
Sun, 00:33: Suddenly young men in 2/3 3 piece suits, accompanied by color coordinated barefoot young ladies in fancy dresses & suit jackets. Prom?
Sun, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 5/10/2014: 9,569 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6

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