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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2014-05-23 02:20 am

For the not-Skippy's list:

Not allowed to stab anyone with chocolate.

Not allowed to use keys as a stabbing weapon on the chain of command.

An icicle might work. It melts.

Cannot sell uterus to the lowest bidder. Theoretically it is allowed, but nobody was buying.