azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 12:12: RT @balsamicvinager: *writes "TOM MACKLEMORE RIDDLE" with his wand, and with a flick of his wrist, the letters rearrange to "I AM LORD VANI…
Sun, 12:34: @alpacable Your mom: still a douche. Give her the gift of not stabbing her in her sleep this Mother's Day.
Sun, 13:45: RT @shadesong: Hey Twitter! I have a friend in the Bay Area who's in the process of disengaging from an abusive relationship.
Sun, 13:46: RT @shadesong: They need assistance getting emotional, therapeutic, and financial support, and a sympathetic doctor. Anyone know Bay Area r…
Sun, 13:46: RT @shadesong: They wish to remain anonymous, but I'll forward them all info. Thanks for any help you can provide!
Sun, 13:47: and re: last RTs, they have an lj post up as well: http://t.co/vNOUDK48oC
Sun, 15:46: Brain helpfully dreaming a guy called "peacock dick" for a distinctive tattoo.
Sun, 19:35: RT @introvertedwife: "I do have gay friends, but I tell them I don't agree with their lifestyle." You don't have gay friends, you know gay …
Sun, 22:55: RT @nadyne: This Mother's Day, give your mother the gift of not assuming that mothers are technophobic. https://t.co/SbsNJu8NZB
Mon, 00:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 5/11/2014: 2,381 steps and 1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6

Mon, 09:57: Guess who only realized their dress was on inside-out when they hit work? #thisguy
Mon, 10:49: RT @VMwareUX: Do you use vCloud Automation Center? Would you like to participate in research about future versions? http://t.co/fUv7mFfKZh…
Mon, 11:26: Pictorial instructions on the likely consequences of not using my doorbell when I am plugged in: http://t.co/HTGFQ2wZ0c