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Posted in full at: http://ift.tt/1mVoZgi at June 14, 2014 at 04:30AM
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This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

this is the best thing i have ever seen omfg

woke up my infant son and partner crying my eyes out with laughter good night world i am done

I always stay at the manmade products misusing institute. Actually that kind of describes Arthur Weasley’s house pretty well…

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[krait]

I keep reading this as some kind of dialogue between parts of the body in a children's book about the digestive system.


STOMACH to PANCREAS: Miss Gland! We have detected incoming fruit, origin unknown!

PANCREAS: Melons! They are all melons! I can see three of them so far!

STOMACH: Three melons have attacked!

LARGE INTESTINE: I'll count with you in a while.

STOMACH: There are seven melons following - they saw you!

PANCREAS: I'm gearing up a load of insulin; there is no hope for the melons!

STOMACH: Too much sugar, not enough protein. Eat the crickets!

MOUTH: No way!

STOMACH: Okay, then, how about some super magic water?

MOUTH: How about some good Luch port? Happy hour goes fast...

STOMACH: Okay, sure.

SMALL and LARGE INTESTINES: Ten melons and a bottle of port? We're staging a protest, and we are doing it in the women's washroom!

[azurelunatic]

I think I might read this book.