azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 19:53: "No air hockey with your water glass." -Purple, to R #rules
Fri, 20:05: "It wasn't a ketchup racist, what was it?" #outofcontexttheatre
Sat, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 9/26/2014: 8,057 steps and 3.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sat, 02:42: GUESS WHICH DUMBASS LEFT THEIR WALLET AT WORK
Sat, 03:55: RT @shadowspar: from the "designed by dudes" file: Why can't you track periods in Apple's Health app? http://t.co/9osN4Looqb
Sat, 11:18: RT @charlesarthur: The Bourne Shell - fifth film in the trilogy. Jason Bourne tries to patch servers against obscure bug. No fights or car …
Sat, 11:20: RT @BisexualFact: Bisexuals have been copied, so a careful check needs to be made to see if it a copyright violation. #bisexualfacts http:/…