Phone case with strap bolted on

[azurelunatic]

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[vlion]

I read that as strap on bolted.

[azurelunatic]

The strap-on has bolted, leaving only this strap.

[vlion]

Autonomous strapons, what will they think of next?

[azurelunatic]

So this person comes by a magic dildo which takes simple spoken commands, but the off command is unfortunately easy to forget. So once they are done with it, they try to get it to halt, but have unfortunately misplaced the off command. So they manage to contain it long enough to get in the car to find the person who would be able to answer, but soon they see the magic dildo flying behind them and gaining on them. Naturally they speed up.

And naturally they get spotted by a cop, who pulls them over.

So they explain the magic dildo situation to the cop.

The officer is incredulous. "Magic dildo my ass!"