azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 14:44: Because I slept late, I was almost too late for lunch: they closed a half hour early.
Mon, 16:36: Purple is not allowed to "poop over the side of my cube like an unrepentant time lord" - though he is allowed to pop. #damnyouautocorrect
Mon, 20:29: Got home in time to hit the hot tub for once. It feels like I always pray clearest in water.
Mon, 20:30: Here's to ziploc bags and touchscreens which work through ziploc bags.
Tue, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 11/24/2014: 3,737 steps and 1.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7ZfJa
Tue, 03:06: A deflated roof Santa really looks like roadkill. This message brought to us by that one house I drive past.
Tue, 04:30: Photo: gradientlair: Seriously. “NO” is a COMPLETE SENTENCE. http://t.co/fWWeOpeEPt
Tue, 10:57: .@twitter @Support Autoplay video in the Android client on promoted tweets is hella fucking uncool. Should I be on Twitter at work? No.