#simplynotallowed

[azurelunatic]

If I go with them to dinner, it is collusion, not kidnapping.
I am NOT allowed to submit a ransom request for myself.
I may not request a ransom of two million dollars in lollipops.

Comments

[harpers_child]

What kind of lollipops?

[azurelunatic]

A mixture, I think. The large hard candy spheres, some See's, and I would want some super high end ones from some local vendor.

[fiddlingfrog.livejournal.com]

Do not Big Lebowski yourself, it never ends well.

[azurelunatic]

Aww darn.