Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2015-03-04 12:18 am
Saturday & Sunday: At least the "wintery mix" is presumably gluten-free.
Saturday:
I had been chatting with
sithjawa on Friday night about weather. Specifically, we had been discussing the nature of "sleet" and "hail", in light of a SF Bay Area weather forecast about same.
The types of sky-water under discussion were:
Non-small and often irregular chunks of frozen sky-water
Small, round, frozen pellets of sky-water
Fluffy crystalline structures of sky-water
Half-frozen, half-liquid sky slushie
I held that sky-slushie is sleet, and small frozen pellets are still hail. No one was disputing the large frozen chunks being hail, nor the fluffy ones being snow. Apparently some places call the small round frozen pellets "sleet", and the sky-slushie "wintery mix". I hold that "wintery mix" is the worst kind of snack food, and involves some ungodly mix of different types of cold precipitation.
I woke up earlier than expected. This was good, because it let me get started. I had vague hopes we'd be able to actually get to the 2:30 movie in Union City. So I had breakfast, did some car-cleaning (including the long-awaited swap of foot mats and vacuuming), and I was out by sometime after 1.
Tif and I had tried planning our afternoon around seeing Jupiter Ascending, but the "wintery mix" falling out of the sky ensured that we would be too late to see the 2:30 showing where we wanted to go. So we went to Home Depot (across the way from our usual shopping pursuits) via Starbucks.
Now, the thing about seeing a movie that's not doing so great at the box office is, the box office stops giving it that many slots as things trail off. By now, Jupiter Ascending is at two usable showings per theatre, max. (By "usable", I mean that neither of us should be having with 3D.)
We discussed where to go next. She had some errands to run at Bed, Bath, & Beyond. We found one of those was just a few miles down the road. Then she got the idea to see if there was a theatre anywhere near that.
Not only was there a theatre near there, but it was showing the movie within a reasonable length of time. We hit the road, and it was not terrible, and Tif even had time to text back and forth with Fairlight a bit, teasing him a little about his upcoming birthday. (Happy Birthday! Hope it was good!)
We managed to get to the mall, find the theatre, get parked, get tickets, navigate the concessions, find seats, and take turns in the bathroom, before the movie started. I sat back down in my seat just as the screen wavered into the logos.
I went into Jupiter Ascending expecting the following things:
Space princess
Space werewolf on rollerblades
Plot holes you could drive a car through
Bees
What I got:
Space queen
Space werewolf WITH WINGS on SPACE rollerblades
Plot holes that
sithjawa's cat Pippin could drive a truck through
BEES
Wachowski aesthetic and special effects
Oh, and also a murderous dynasty of space capitalist murdersiblings.
and Captain Tsing and her crew
Was it good? Well, there were two action sequences during which I could have easily taken a bathroom run with no real harm done to my understanding of the movie. Which is often a sign that the editor needs to take up a sawed-off pool noodle and wallop the nearest Wachowski with it.
Did I enjoy it? Heck yes.
We located BB&B, our reason for coming to the mall. By this time it was very dark and also rainy. The shades were sort of drawn and it looked very deserted. We sort of wondered if they were even open. They were basically deserted inside, but open. Unfortunately they did not even have the section she was looking for, but we only learned that after going around the entire store. Then the one open register closed just as I went up to it, so we checked out at customer service.
Tif did something terrible to her foot over the last few months. Recently it has progressed from kinda not good to ow kinda fuckin' broken. I assured her that she would be taking the little cart at our next stop.
The reason I do these shopping runs with Tif, besides that we always enjoy ourselves on them, is that Tif doesn't drive. The reason Tif doesn't drive is that she doesn't have a license. The reason she doesn't have a license? Well, that involves a little bit of a lack of depth perception, which is sort of a really bad plan at highway speeds.
Tif had a certain amount of trepidation about the topic of driving a store scooter.
It all went basically okay, though. Our usual hour of attack means that they're restocking the store and have made the aisles into a general accessibility nightmare, but either there's that or there are crowds, and at least giant pallets of god-knows-what don't give me the crawlin' freakouts. So there were a few tight corners and one place that she tried to back out of but stuff was in the way and eventually she asked me to clear the way forward and I did. But she drove the thing! And she did stunningly well at backing up for a novice.
Our plan was that we would eschew any frozen groceries until after movie and/or dinner, but Tif was tired enough after that round of shopping that she reckoned we could go further afield if we didn't have to come back for frozen stuff: she could get frozen stuff elsewhere. So we went in search of a Red Robin. There was one just down the way, Google said!
Google steered us to a really deserted-looking mall. The mall itself was very closed after 9pm. The parking lot was sparsely lit. There were some neoned-up outbuildings, but we saw a car maybe once every five minutes.
"This is where go to get murdered by lunatics," Tif said quite definitely, or words to that effect.
There was no Red Robin. Tif found another one, somewhere at the ass-end of the Bay. We thought we could get there before they closed, and we thought right!
Unfortunately, apparently movie popcorn has gluten. :( So Tif did not enjoy the post-movie time as much as she otherwise might have.
Having a character named Mike and having a buddy named Mike who occasionally shows up in work stories results in some really awkward namespace collisions. My character Mike, when his books are -- okay, Mike says that they're not his books, they're his wife's boo -- MIKE YOU FUCKER, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW YOU GOT MARRIED -- ks, and he's just thechatty one one who can see me -- anyway, when I'm working on those books such that they're in my brainspace, he is the Mike, and all others are lesser. (He says thanks. And points at the terrible Mike in his class group.)
On the way back, we stopped off in a friendly parking lot in San Bruno so I could fish the ibuprofen out of my handbag, and a diet coke out of Tif's groceries in the trunk. Then we got stuff unloaded back at her place. I got annoyed enough by the rapidly cycling streetlight that I looked up how to report those. Because it's San Francisco, there's an app. Because it's a poorly funded local government dealie, it's got problems. Because I'm me, after I reported the streetlight, I sent feedback on the app via their very broken in-app feedback link. I'm not sure how they managed to do that thing, but it's amazingly broken.
Sunday: sleep, laundry, and sorting BPAL.
I have three little ammo cases mostly full of BPAL imps. I keep them alphabetized. I will be exploring certain means of identification.
I had played in perhaps a few too many of
synecdochic_decants' circles, so I had many things to file ... especially as I had just got a shipping notice of more on the way.
I had been chatting with
The types of sky-water under discussion were:
Non-small and often irregular chunks of frozen sky-water
Small, round, frozen pellets of sky-water
Fluffy crystalline structures of sky-water
Half-frozen, half-liquid sky slushie
I held that sky-slushie is sleet, and small frozen pellets are still hail. No one was disputing the large frozen chunks being hail, nor the fluffy ones being snow. Apparently some places call the small round frozen pellets "sleet", and the sky-slushie "wintery mix". I hold that "wintery mix" is the worst kind of snack food, and involves some ungodly mix of different types of cold precipitation.
I woke up earlier than expected. This was good, because it let me get started. I had vague hopes we'd be able to actually get to the 2:30 movie in Union City. So I had breakfast, did some car-cleaning (including the long-awaited swap of foot mats and vacuuming), and I was out by sometime after 1.
Tif and I had tried planning our afternoon around seeing Jupiter Ascending, but the "wintery mix" falling out of the sky ensured that we would be too late to see the 2:30 showing where we wanted to go. So we went to Home Depot (across the way from our usual shopping pursuits) via Starbucks.
Now, the thing about seeing a movie that's not doing so great at the box office is, the box office stops giving it that many slots as things trail off. By now, Jupiter Ascending is at two usable showings per theatre, max. (By "usable", I mean that neither of us should be having with 3D.)
We discussed where to go next. She had some errands to run at Bed, Bath, & Beyond. We found one of those was just a few miles down the road. Then she got the idea to see if there was a theatre anywhere near that.
Not only was there a theatre near there, but it was showing the movie within a reasonable length of time. We hit the road, and it was not terrible, and Tif even had time to text back and forth with Fairlight a bit, teasing him a little about his upcoming birthday. (Happy Birthday! Hope it was good!)
We managed to get to the mall, find the theatre, get parked, get tickets, navigate the concessions, find seats, and take turns in the bathroom, before the movie started. I sat back down in my seat just as the screen wavered into the logos.
I went into Jupiter Ascending expecting the following things:
Space princess
Space werewolf on rollerblades
Plot holes you could drive a car through
Bees
What I got:
Space queen
Space werewolf WITH WINGS on SPACE rollerblades
Plot holes that
BEES
Wachowski aesthetic and special effects
Oh, and also a murderous dynasty of space capitalist murdersiblings.
and Captain Tsing and her crew
Was it good? Well, there were two action sequences during which I could have easily taken a bathroom run with no real harm done to my understanding of the movie. Which is often a sign that the editor needs to take up a sawed-off pool noodle and wallop the nearest Wachowski with it.
Did I enjoy it? Heck yes.
We located BB&B, our reason for coming to the mall. By this time it was very dark and also rainy. The shades were sort of drawn and it looked very deserted. We sort of wondered if they were even open. They were basically deserted inside, but open. Unfortunately they did not even have the section she was looking for, but we only learned that after going around the entire store. Then the one open register closed just as I went up to it, so we checked out at customer service.
Tif did something terrible to her foot over the last few months. Recently it has progressed from kinda not good to ow kinda fuckin' broken. I assured her that she would be taking the little cart at our next stop.
The reason I do these shopping runs with Tif, besides that we always enjoy ourselves on them, is that Tif doesn't drive. The reason Tif doesn't drive is that she doesn't have a license. The reason she doesn't have a license? Well, that involves a little bit of a lack of depth perception, which is sort of a really bad plan at highway speeds.
Tif had a certain amount of trepidation about the topic of driving a store scooter.
It all went basically okay, though. Our usual hour of attack means that they're restocking the store and have made the aisles into a general accessibility nightmare, but either there's that or there are crowds, and at least giant pallets of god-knows-what don't give me the crawlin' freakouts. So there were a few tight corners and one place that she tried to back out of but stuff was in the way and eventually she asked me to clear the way forward and I did. But she drove the thing! And she did stunningly well at backing up for a novice.
Our plan was that we would eschew any frozen groceries until after movie and/or dinner, but Tif was tired enough after that round of shopping that she reckoned we could go further afield if we didn't have to come back for frozen stuff: she could get frozen stuff elsewhere. So we went in search of a Red Robin. There was one just down the way, Google said!
Google steered us to a really deserted-looking mall. The mall itself was very closed after 9pm. The parking lot was sparsely lit. There were some neoned-up outbuildings, but we saw a car maybe once every five minutes.
"This is where go to get murdered by lunatics," Tif said quite definitely, or words to that effect.
There was no Red Robin. Tif found another one, somewhere at the ass-end of the Bay. We thought we could get there before they closed, and we thought right!
Unfortunately, apparently movie popcorn has gluten. :( So Tif did not enjoy the post-movie time as much as she otherwise might have.
Having a character named Mike and having a buddy named Mike who occasionally shows up in work stories results in some really awkward namespace collisions. My character Mike, when his books are -- okay, Mike says that they're not his books, they're his wife's boo -- MIKE YOU FUCKER, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW YOU GOT MARRIED -- ks, and he's just the
On the way back, we stopped off in a friendly parking lot in San Bruno so I could fish the ibuprofen out of my handbag, and a diet coke out of Tif's groceries in the trunk. Then we got stuff unloaded back at her place. I got annoyed enough by the rapidly cycling streetlight that I looked up how to report those. Because it's San Francisco, there's an app. Because it's a poorly funded local government dealie, it's got problems. Because I'm me, after I reported the streetlight, I sent feedback on the app via their very broken in-app feedback link. I'm not sure how they managed to do that thing, but it's amazingly broken.
Sunday: sleep, laundry, and sorting BPAL.
I have three little ammo cases mostly full of BPAL imps. I keep them alphabetized. I will be exploring certain means of identification.
I had played in perhaps a few too many of

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I saw Jupiter Ascending with Clarissa a couple weeks ago and the murdersiblings made me think that it's probably a really good thing that my family isn't immortal and doesn't own planets. Particularly the previous generation. Caroline and I get along well enough and the rest of the ones in my generation are afraid of us. But my father and his brother and sister are kind of legendary. I am so tired of hearing that story about my dad and the nail gun.
Anyhow, on my birthday there was cake (which I did not make, because it was my birthday, but it was excellent) and there was sushi and there was lots of kissing. Shakira was my birthday present last year so there were also presents for her and presents for the Fluffy Bastard so they wouldn't fight.
I was afraid there would be East Coast cousins but D was too busy being a fucking idiot to come to my party and C is in rehab again. I am so glad she and B don't go to the same one.
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Yeah, I think a lot of people get their self-image halted at particularly formative points of their life; I'm still 16 a lot of the time. Unless I'm 11.
Your family should really ... really ... not have planets.
I'm so glad your birthday was good.
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They can't find any broken bones on the X-rays so I have to have ultrasound. In the mean time, I have Norco and orders to elevate my foot at work (they actually wrote that into the return to work note so my supervisor would know I am supposed to).
I am getting a lot more sleep, which is good. I ended up paying $20 at Walgreens for the soap which is $10 at BBB (and only at BBB) because my foot hurt and it would have cost $10 to get a cab back from there and I wanted to go home after I got my drugs so I could take them. But I have the soap. And sometimes that's all that matters.
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After a week of Norco and rest my foot is basically fine.
The really amazing thing is that I have all this energy that I did not have before. I expected Norco to make me stupid and sleepy because that is what opiates usually do. Instead, it made me energetic (it was actively hard to stay off my feet the first few days). My kitchen is the cleanest it's been in 6 months. At first I was afraid it was tipping me into mania, but then one evening I noticed that as it wore off, I was suddenly in LOADS of PAIN EVERYWHERE and that's when it hit me that the reason I have not been able to get any exercise or keep my house clean for over a year is that apparently my old pain meds no longer work and I have just not noticed like a frog in a pot of hot water.
I will be talking to my doc about this. I am scared to because I know patients who ask to be kept on Norco have a bad rap (and also I don't want gabapentin--not only does it cause weight gain, but other GABA agonists have turned me into a raving paranoid), but I think I have a good reason for this. I am not taking extra (in fact, I am only taking 2 per day instead of 3--would like to take 3 but don't want to run out before I can see the doc again) and I am not getting high, I am getting not-exhausted-from-constant-pain-and-poor-sleep-any-more.
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