So take the "go down in flames" joke and make it when the pilot's partner looks like s/he's going to start oral sex (outdoors) the pilot pulls the rip cord. The sex is happening outside so the parachute is caught by the breeze & they are blown a few feet...
Similar punchline, fewer genital fires.
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