azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 16:52: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/RGuQAAVpHq (from madmaudlingoes)
Mon, 01:00: Today's accomplishments: groceries, laundry, grilled cheese with capers, fan pointed at computer desk, and modesty ruffle on nightgown.
Mon, 01:01: RT @adamleff: OH: “They’re not silos, they’re ‘cylinders of excellence.’”
Mon, 01:03: RT @bitfield: The novice said "Master, I've reached Inbox Zero!" The Master replied "No. Mail server is down." At this, the novice became …
Mon, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 7/12/2015: 2,244 steps and 1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Mon, 05:02: Realizing once again how very much I don't like dogs. Dogshaming is my fears on parade. (Deacon was the exception.)
Mon, 05:05: RT @splendourella: When french tabloids try to censor english swearing 😂😂😂 https://t.co/mt2T80FP5D
Mon, 05:25: RT @howardtayler: Alien: "How did you get this photo? That thing is like three billion miles away from you!" Human: "We threw a robot at a…
Mon, 05:28: RT @tonitonirocca: When really big guys think they can't be cute bc they're really big http://t.co/jIG7fxNGWq
Mon, 06:06: RT @orzelc: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the things a spider can. Climbs up inside the water spout, rain comes down, gets washed out...

Mon, 06:12: RT @cox_tom: Update on my mum's cat George: he now "holds the microchip catflap open for Casper next-door so he can come in & hug" http://t…
Mon, 06:37: The thing that has always bothered me about "Joy to the World" is how "car", "bar", and "war" have at least 2 different vowels & don't rhyme
Mon, 07:01: Still pissed as hell at the blogger who took cheap shots at Sarah Palin for wearing a kuspuk at the store. I dislike her politics but srsly!