azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 16:40: RT @PaloAltoPolice: News Release: Man Stabbed with Screwdriver in Fight in Downtown Parking Garage http://t.co/6NXjcuQbLn http://t.co/X3CoL…
Fri, 21:18: Out on the town http://t.co/BNpziSzcr9
Sat, 00:00: Today I told my dinner companions "My uterus is exit only", attempting to explain how I have a non-bio babyfish. #accidentalchildacquisition
Sat, 01:08: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 7/17/2015: 8,512 steps and 3.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sat, 02:06: AGH PHONEMOTH IN MY FACE
Sat, 10:51: RT @NWSBayArea: Lightning from Tropical Storm Dolores is very active across So Cal this morning. #cawx http://t.co/AY58bVf9It