azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 12:55: In which we discover that 1 double shot 40g carb Frappuccino is not sufficient cushion to prevent owlishness/DEX fail from morning meds.
Tue, 12:56: RT @godtributes: @azurelunatic FRAPPUCCINOS FOR THE FRAPPUCCINO GOD! CARBS FOR THE CARB SALAD
Wed, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 10/20/2015: 7,886 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Wed, 05:33: RT @thebestsophist: Screw hover boards. I want portable fusion generators that run off trash. You have any clue how many social problems th…
Wed, 05:38: RT @anygirlfriday: HOWLING at daily mail readers responses to a study showing women watch porn 😂😂 https://t.co/cLRGONvMoK
Wed, 05:39: RT @Uptomyknees: this is the best grouping of words i have ever seen on the internet https://t.co/R19rK6LU0w
Wed, 05:40: RT @SheJStaz: #MyResumeDoesntMention that I'm the reason the "no capes" clause was added to the Casual Friday's dress code rules at 3 previ…