azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 06:31: RT @kytrinyx: Trying to explain the phrase "it's not a bug it's a feature" to a musician. Them: "Oh! It's playing it wrong and calling it j…
Mon, 09:19: Power is back on. Warm blanket. It's like sleeping under a pillow. https://t.co/7ionTcuSL7
Mon, 09:23: RT @Rollinintheseat: If you know someone who can spell "Wednesday" without having to say "Wed-nes-day" in their head, they are a wizard and…
Mon, 11:16: RT @RobynElyse: THIS IS NOT HOW BIRTH CONTROL WORKS, SHUTTERSTOCK. https://t.co/vZvNw3XnBk
Mon, 13:11: Because of @XFilesFiles I'm now wondering whether considering Pendrell an asshole is correlated with being Not A Man. #Ihatethelittleshit
Mon, 20:45: RT @PaloAltoPolice: We're not sure what's weirder: that someone left this in their car downtown, or that we're tweeting about it. https://t…
Tue, 01:06: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/09/2015: 9,385 steps and 4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6