Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2016-05-02 03:54 am
azurelunatic) wrote2016-05-02 03:54 am
Entry tags:
Assorted items from Reverend Lunatic:
* You do not do a smol summon to all the trickster gods you can dig up sigils for simultaneously and go "HAAAYYYY I'M A SEEKER" for similar reasons to why you do not post publicly to facebook, twitter, and 4chan simultaneously going "HAAAYYYY PARTY AT MY PLACE HERE'S THE ADDRESS" while @-ing a few choice contacts. That is how you get more infosec d00ds than you know what to do with on your lawn and hacking your launderizer; similarly, you don't necessarily want a certain redhead and a certain fan of well-targeted fruit to take up camp in your pineal gland without that you thought things through very, very carefully beforehand.
* I can, in fact, still use coffee as a divination aid.
* Does anyone know a deity or two who might be associated with shit sandwiches and/or lemonade? No, seriously. The deity who is your boon companion when you go "Well, this is certainly a shit sandwich that I have here!" and/or also the entity for "Welp, these are some lemons; I guess it's time to find a big pot and some sugar." Asking for a friend.
* Tumblr is great for creating new mythology. However, anything that tumblr says are true historical fax, double-check that with other sources.
* 90s web design is not an immediate disqualification for a pagan informational website. Presence of information which can be easily debunked via actually qualified historical sources, however...
* Libraries are a thing.
* Divination can be super helpful at some things, but when you're doing it for yourself, you're going to get a lot of internal noise from what you're wanting to happen. Thus, divination is a reasonable way to explore what you personally in fact actually want...
* For fuck's sake, do not get a tattoo on your actual body honoring Bacchus without thinking things through super carefully.
or, in other words...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Don%27t_We_Get_Drunk
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deadkennedys/toodrunktofuck.html
* I can, in fact, still use coffee as a divination aid.
* Does anyone know a deity or two who might be associated with shit sandwiches and/or lemonade? No, seriously. The deity who is your boon companion when you go "Well, this is certainly a shit sandwich that I have here!" and/or also the entity for "Welp, these are some lemons; I guess it's time to find a big pot and some sugar." Asking for a friend.
* Tumblr is great for creating new mythology. However, anything that tumblr says are true historical fax, double-check that with other sources.
* 90s web design is not an immediate disqualification for a pagan informational website. Presence of information which can be easily debunked via actually qualified historical sources, however...
* Libraries are a thing.
* Divination can be super helpful at some things, but when you're doing it for yourself, you're going to get a lot of internal noise from what you're wanting to happen. Thus, divination is a reasonable way to explore what you personally in fact actually want...
* For fuck's sake, do not get a tattoo on your actual body honoring Bacchus without thinking things through super carefully.
or, in other words...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Don%27t_We_Get_Drunk
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deadkennedys/toodrunktofuck.html
no subject
In much the same way, ouija board = Omegle or Chatroulette. Possibly literally, actually -- I would not be at all surprised if there are supernatural entities showing people their spectral nutsacks on Omegle.
similarly, you don't necessarily want a certain redhead and a certain fan of well-targeted fruit to take up camp in your pineal gland without that you thought things through very, very carefully beforehand.
ahahahahahahahaYES.
(I hear the fruit fan also enjoys hot dogs.)
Divination can be super helpful at some things, but when you're doing it for yourself, you're going to get a lot of internal noise from what you're wanting to happen. Thus, divination is a reasonable way to explore what you personally in fact actually want...
Corollary: a lot of Myers-Briggs/Enneagram/etc detractors claim that these are too subjective and no more reliable than the zodiac or Harry Potter houses. Even if this is true (I think the MBTI gets more hate than it deserves), there is still value in knowing which traits from a broad list a person identifies with or feels describes them best, especially the people who identify very hard with those descriptions (or, alternatively, can't place themselves within them at all.)
no subject
I'm just seeing it now.
Rules violation: indecent exposure.
Reason for violation: possession by trickster spirit.
Remediation: written apology, confirmed exorcism with local registry, user has sent in receipts for 12 months of service on household warding, charmed dongle for modem, and the cheapest possible certified tinfoil hat.
Recommendation: reinstate with standard warning about summoning shit, special warning about cheaping out on personal protection, this guy should probably be going for something he takes off less often unless he's planning to sleep in that hat