azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 16:22: RT @RealAvocadoFact: make obscene wealth obscene again
Sun, 21:04: RT @LionessElise: Oh dear. There's a new category in my etsy shop called OH DEAR. https://t.co/mbkVwrihOJ
Sun, 21:05: RT @janl: “Privilege is the human version of ‘works on my machine’” — @lrnrd #jsconfbp https://t.co/2lFLblYuQJ
Sun, 21:05: RT @ghostwritingcow: "This Frozen Burrito Is Incapable of Speech" would make a good short story title. https://t.co/zVVsooEKdP
Sun, 21:08: RT @hawberries_: steve rogers falsified his govt issued documents five times trying to get into the army… i think he's okay with saying a n…
Sun, 21:38: RT @Britanniacomms: Unlike grey #squirrels who drive like maniacs while talking on their mobile phones... https://t.co/b4NUavjiI9 c. @Chris…
Sun, 23:58: Unsure if this would be HPMoR, or lube/not-lube. https://t.co/kTxgWxapUG
Mon, 00:01: RT @null_fruit: I found both of these, today, at two separate garage sales. https://t.co/GYTxkDMu7v
Mon, 00:28: @Cryo Hi! I'm the other blue-haired lunatic in phone's life; after a messy breakup with LJ, I wound up yelling at his work's helpdesk.
Mon, 01:03: This past week has been rough. Jury duty, recovery, housecleaning & job search, Friday's bad news, Eurovision, & hating my poor life choices

Mon, 01:10: RT @RobMayeda: Sunrise to sunset over the Silicon Valley from Mt Hamilton #luckytoliveintheBayArea @NWSBayArea #CAwx https://t.co/JMvEXLdvYt
Mon, 12:56: RT @sarahjeong: * an Oracle lawyer yelled dessert names in an intimidating manner in very quick succession