azurelunatic | My tweets

Sat, 15:07: #RudeTechBreakups On the sidewalk with a boom box wasn't quite gauche enough, so they're circling the building on a hoverboard.
Sat, 15:08: #RudeTechBreakups They just got VC funding for a breakup app, and you're the beta test case.
Sat, 15:10: #RudeTechBreakups Your next door neighbor's fancy LED welcome mat has been hacked to show a breakup message.
Sat, 15:12: #RudeTechBreakups The .STL file they told you to 3D print first thing on Valentine's Day is a hand giving the middle finger.
Sat, 15:16: #RudeTechBreakups You've only yourself to blame: if you hadn't been lax on security, they couldn't have published your private key to Github
Sat, 15:19: RT @SusanSchorn: 11. You can't have real personal safety for yourself if you live in a culture that says it's OK for other people to experi…
Sat, 15:26: RT @wohali: #RudeTechBreakups Your Nest has been locked to keep the house at a frosty 40F.
Sat, 15:33: #RudeTechBreakups The shared iTunes account is deauthorized from all your devices.
Sat, 15:34: #RudeTechBreakups #[your name]IsAJerk has become a trending topic in your area.
Sat, 15:35: RT @wohali: #RudeTechBreakups You open Tindr to find someone's swiped right to "like" thousands of icy hot stuntaz bros. https://t.co/PhaWq…

Sat, 15:42: RT @SheIsTheWeather: Please do not be fooled Girls with lizard tails are fierce Do you want bitten? #haikuorkaiju
Sat, 15:45: RT @RebelsHeart: #RudeTechBreakups not only has the lock been changed, so has the wifi password
Sat, 17:25: Thinking of sponsoring @osbridge? https://t.co/XSsqYxn5zz It is a great little conference with childcare and OK bathrooms <3
Sat, 22:11: Tumblr favorite: https://t.co/Ss8AWDmR4F (from taddietango)
Sun, 00:00: RT @wohali: #RudeTechBreakups The root password on *your* laptop has been changed. You notice a rogue USB drive sticking out of it.
Sun, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 5/21/2016: 2,562 steps and 1.1 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sun, 10:27: RT @EmilyGorcenski: Okay so here's a thing: I never, ever, ever, ever, ever want to watch a video to learn how to use your software, your…
Sun, 10:27: RT @gravislizard: @EmilyGorcenski videos are effectively unskimmable. they are the cognitive form of Flash, defeating all built-in environm…
Sun, 11:39: .@FaireTraffic One more bus ready to load.
Sun, 11:43: RT @AnaMardoll: I really do need everyone to be aware that Sanders' opioid policy -will kill me-. I will die. Just fyi. https://t.co/huFDOO…

Sun, 12:12: Today's innovative use of selfie stick: periscope mode with Facetime for a human powered presencebot. @makerfaire
Sun, 12:15: Behold @donttrythis on the @SPGiraffe at @makerfaire https://t.co/YpawcNkHNs
Sun, 14:14: #todo #YaaS How important is being right? 40 minutes?