azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 16:57: "The First Confirmed Case of Non-Corporeal Recursion: Patient Anita R.", by Benjamin C. Kinney at @strangehorizons https://t.co/6NTkhnz2Nf
Wed, 00:52: #NightVale badge, first clearcoat. I say clearcoat but this is a scented polish from like 1999. #classy https://t.co/2GJcBUg4Ko
Wed, 01:00: ... Super cleverly, I failed to test whether my nail varnish was a solvent to the plastic candy tray before pouring. https://t.co/C8VwldIGBy
Wed, 01:07: In Nov I'll vote for whoever's least likely to roll back the US to 1942 and/or the Stone Age. #ThankYouBernie for shifting the discourse!
Wed, 01:13: RT @debcha: If cats handed out Darwin Awards to humans, this would be the all-time winner. https://t.co/rorTUSODSB
Wed, 01:21: RT @fabricdragon: Fibonacci sequins. #mathhumor https://t.co/sCKwvtOz4W
Wed, 01:21: RT @wohali: "Want to see an American bald eagle fight a Canada goose? We thought so." https://t.co/8xIehKAz2H
Wed, 01:24: "muffled egg crate noises" will now join "marshmallow noises" for it-made-sense-at-the-time IRC sound effects. @isabeautiful @zarhooie
Wed, 01:39: Friend discussing future pyro testicular implants in context of the https://t.co/NtJyT8xgA3 card: *squish* *fwoom* *cartwheel*