azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 12:05: Walnuts. https://t.co/XeKrf5BE5v
Wed, 12:13: https://t.co/7jCRjw8Ttp
Wed, 12:17: RT @semanticist: @azurelunatic If they’re putting walnuts up there then something has gone terribly wrong.
Wed, 12:17: Being warmed up with a hot air blanket. https://t.co/eB8pd4D60x
Wed, 12:28: RT @norabombay: @azurelunatic Onion. Please defert unruly body.part! To victory and beyond.
Wed, 12:36: I will likely be able to resume my habit of hugtwirling friends once fully recovered, so I may yet have the chance to sweep Mumble off feet.
Wed, 12:42: RT @ctrlcreep: NEW PHISHING SCAM: they claim to be from a nearby timeline, where you've died, and request your passwords for homeworld docu…
Wed, 12:42: RT @YashinMehaboobe: @ctrlcreep This is why I have separate passwords for each timeline.
Wed, 12:43: RT @tdawks: Look on my woks, ye Mighty, and this pear. http://t.co/LGWxI8zyN1
Wed, 12:43: RT @rahaeli: Also they always ask me to rate my pain on the pain scale and won't take "potato" as an answer

Wed, 12:45: IV time! I will be getting two. #medical https://t.co/ZBIfz6wGRD
Wed, 12:54: All plastic, no metal. #medical https://t.co/y33TM66Phi
Wed, 12:54: I will be in turkey position for the operation. #medical
Wed, 12:57: RT @demigoose: @azurelunatic affixes sign: STRICTLY NO VOTING FOR CHRISTMAS
Wed, 12:57: RT @demigoose: @rahaeli @azurelunatic affixes sign: STRICTLY NO DUCK TYPING
Wed, 13:02: Showing the nice and non-techie nurse what Twitter looks like.
Wed, 13:05: 2nd IV is in. This one is just in case of emergency. #medical https://t.co/SgFxrucXVo
Wed, 13:11: RT @teshiron: @azurelunatic I still say it’s there for a future bored nurse to blow into and inflate you like Aunt Marge.
Wed, 13:11: RT @coffeechica: @azurelunatic 🍀💙
Wed, 13:13: My nurse in prep is named Rose.

Wed, 13:15: https://t.co/iDGafSxK1i
Wed, 13:20: Recovery room selfie. Beforehand. https://t.co/wo9p3neCsc
Wed, 13:35: Almost time. https://t.co/CVaZAo3JAJ
Wed, 13:43: Half a uterus is in fact not better than one. I could get only a little pregnant, if so...
Wed, 13:48: The person next to me in prep speaks Mandarin, which always puts me at ease despite not understanding enough. #childhood #safety
Wed, 14:04: It's time!
Wed, 20:50: Groggy as hell but feeling pretty great. No more uterus! https://t.co/zqmv5wQZoJ
Wed, 21:40: Every new medical professional through the door has a novel way of mispronouncing my dead name. Cannot count the # times said "I'm *Azz*."
Wed, 21:43: Still far more coherent on Twitter than spoken. Hella sore throat plus drowsy = not good talking. @teshiron
Wed, 21:44: RT @teshiron: One thing I have always appreciated about @KPSanFrancisco’s standard of care is the way they make sure you are comfortable an…

Wed, 21:46: RT @teshiron: @azurelunatic Why have it on the board if they’re not going to look? 🙄
Wed, 22:30: RT @Shxperienced: This captures something about the Trump-baby story that was making me uneasy but that I couldn't put my finger on. https:…
Wed, 22:40: RT @teshiron: Wat. https://t.co/XuDtwaVg9Q
Wed, 22:40: RT @xlerb: @teshiron That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, etc.
Wed, 23:58: Jello time! https://t.co/KTqhrQTiGu
Thu, 00:29: Not quiiiite ready to walk without oxygen yet. Dratted lungs. Nurse has gone to fetch the portable thingy. https://t.co/Pc6IOvm4P0
Thu, 00:30: @evithermique I'm awake and about to take a little walk!
Thu, 00:49: Walk was nice. Pain from surgical site is about a 0.5 post meds; pain from throat is a 2. #nodeepthroatingthisweek #thingsyouneededtoknow
Thu, 01:20: RT @nycsouthpaw: hahaha omg via @juanyfbaby https://t.co/swCIcFDBYh https://t.co/sT7RoYsKSc
Thu, 02:52: Let us see if I can actually get into a cozy sleeping position in this hospital bed. #sidesleeper

Thu, 04:14: People who are allowed to request things of me: lots. People allowed to issue me orders without me arguing: a rather shorter list.
Thu, 07:02: RT @anildash: Can't rely on FB Live to show police violence for the same reason we can't rely on body cams: cops will turn it off. https://…
Thu, 07:17: Catheter removal is one of those little personal indignities, and worse when they wake you up for it.
Thu, 07:35: Got an email last night that's still making me cheerful. Despite the general lack of sleep. #radiusofthisfinecluebat https://t.co/FNoFf45gIQ
Thu, 09:03: 9am in the hospital means that all the IVs are running out and sounding alarms. Loudly. #hearingprotectionplz
Thu, 09:40: To be fair, I didn't mention the lactose intolerance. #bananaallergy #KaiserPermanente https://t.co/lezLfrT8gc
Thu, 10:08: RT @j_zimms: This year for the first time I am considering that Zaphod Beeblebrox was probably a TERRIFYING galactic president
Thu, 10:31: RT @marafish: @azurelunatic the people on the tray look way too excited to be eating hospital food.
Thu, 11:01: #goals https://t.co/241YiFVpML
Thu, 11:29: Time to go home! https://t.co/QHm3rkjQDN