I have been showing my Jorno knockoff bluetooth keyboard to my various keyboard-loving friends (mostly tech dudes). It lives in the pocket of my Jacket of Holding, and I don't use it enough that it needs frequent charging. Purple now has one that lives at work for his iPad, but it's Yet Another Piece of Gear.

I'd offer Purple my dealing-with-terrible-websites research services, but I suspect his phone preferences are going to be sufficiently different than mine that I may not be able to anticipate his needs accurately.