azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 18:20: RT @Vwampage: What do you call it when a Star Trek villain throws all your possessions out and tells you it’s for your own good? Wrath of…
Wed, 18:20: RT @xeni: Perfect (via @garethb2) https://t.co/9amAzFJ19W
Wed, 19:53: Unintentional Bees is my new Sting cover band. @oakandsage 🐝🍶
Thu, 01:08: When Mallory met Nicole, “I knew the way you know about a good melon”: https://t.co/AZ7BM7Rga3 (Across a crowded room, a bus cart...)
Thu, 01:51: RT @NWSBayArea: Almost midnight in #SF -- looking good in The City! Thanks to the Castro Cam for the photo. #cawx https://t.co/uktgwRfGxN
Thu, 02:20: Fun moment: when your home internet craps out when you're about to post the night's diary entry and fall over into sleep.
Thu, 02:24: 8 weeks post-hysterectomy. Delighted with the general changes, though a little nervous about the grand re-opening. #insufficientredcarpet
Thu, 07:47: RT @DrRubidium: Ladies, have you been a victim of Now That A Man Has Said It™? What you said is ignored until a man repeats it, then it's B…
Thu, 10:24: RT @redfacts: For #InternationalCoffeeDay, a reminder of the latest cutting-edge caffeine trends so you can pretend you were into them firs…
Thu, 10:26: RT @twwings: they're all SO ALONE and UNIQUE https://t.co/2nEHDnirEi

Thu, 10:42: RT @nearbyplanet: Trump "400 lb hacker" comment has repercussions. Hacker mag 2600 now offering $10K reward for his tax returns. https://t.…
Thu, 10:51: “The Manly Guide to Menstruation” by @MikeLaVigne_ https://t.co/oTZvtgowGP Helpful overview of menstrual stuff, aimed at non-menstruators.
Thu, 11:07: RT @backthatelfup: This thread. https://t.co/yLruVDsC1j
Thu, 11:18: RT @jolwalton: "This is more of a comment than a question." "This is more a mangled horse flung by a trebuchet than an answer
Thu, 11:39: RT @elisefoley: What i’s like to be a female reporter covering Donald Trump https://t.co/l3zp9EnOWD https://t.co/mORnjwfSzD
Thu, 12:03: RT @SarahCAndersen: https://t.co/WqPXw1zNxV
Thu, 12:04: RT @NWSBayArea: Cooler temperatures today, with some extreme inland locations up to 26 degrees cooler than yesterday. https://t.co/shEE9RmS…
Thu, 13:27: Me: [complaint about ongoing situation] Sweetie: So you're saying [escalated floggings]? Me: Morale needs to improve *somehow*.
Thu, 14:28: RT @pomeranian99: A text exchange between @emilynussbaum and I. https://t.co/zU3b8VXfSj
Thu, 17:14: Signs dinner with your best local dudefriend is going well: in-depth discussion of a vampire stripping game. https://t.co/1GHwxH92Oa