azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 16:13: RT @matthewharrison: "[Sonnet] You jerk you didn’t call me up” by Bernadette Mayer I have a silly disproportionate love for this goofy poe…
Wed, 16:38: RT @isaach: OH “if you want to see what product design disagreements look like, visit the settings page”
Wed, 20:43: RT @seananmcguire: sdfhbdfejkgnjkg LEARN HOW PUNCTUATION FLOWS YOU LILY-LIVERED SEMICOLON SLASHING CUR
Wed, 20:49: RT @AmyDentata: The electoral map, if only people that are slow to respond to memes voted https://t.co/bbNDexGqtc
Wed, 22:27: Offered to keep sweetie company while they worked on the ex's laptop. 3.5 hours later... #oops
Thu, 01:22: RT @restartthevoid: scanning showed secret hangar. communication interrupted by dragon in underground missile silo.
Thu, 01:35: RT @Auiva: Friendly reminder: Go read @UrsulaV's serial 'Summer in Orcus'. Baba Yaga's involved, so who knows what will happen: https://t.c…
Thu, 11:59: RT @HeofHIshirts: We haven't, and our selectors have scoured everywhere they can think to find something that would be suitable for collect…
Thu, 12:01: RT @WhoresofYore: Words of the Day - all slang terms for the penis from 1534. #TroubleGusset https://t.co/eAWZXL2BEd
Thu, 12:09: RT @davemckinney: The New York Times answers Trump's demand that it retract today's story abt his alleged groping or kissing of women. http…

Thu, 12:11: RT @paultcook: @Cmdr_Hadfield James and his Soyuz-2 https://t.co/TQdNgvno9I
Thu, 12:13: RT @thinkgeek: HINT: These chevrons encode manually. #Stargate Spinner Ring: https://t.co/iKWjGqrjsg https://t.co/uP0ku61QFk
Thu, 12:39: RT @rubbishgatsby: if you are feeling sad here is a picture of a leopard in a cardboard box https://t.co/b1G5K1WFwW
Thu, 12:39: RT @NWSBayArea: RADAR NOW SHOWING RAIN BEGINNING TO FALL ACROSS FAR NOR CAL. #cawx https://t.co/zL4TYEAr1o
Thu, 12:59: RT @Inoru88: RT [locked] I was just thinking, if someone posts unsolicited dick pics causing viewers to go rigid with horror, are they a co…
Thu, 13:32: Intimacy for the Avoidant https://t.co/25sYvEAUXD - See, the internet has hooked me up with people more suited to deeply connecting with me.
Thu, 13:59: RT @poptivist: like certain types of sea creatures, female bisexuals revert to their Default Straight form when not visibly having sex with…