azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 17:20: RT @jonholmes1: I'm following this instruction, but simply can't work out how they'd fit their wings and tail in the space. https://t.co/6I…
Mon, 17:21: RT @MrAidanGoatley: I know the world is a weird place right now so here's a pic showing how they weigh baby giraffes. https://t.co/Ycg4h3vI…
Mon, 17:22: RT @icelight_: /bin/cat https://t.co/D2wARZnSlF
Mon, 21:42: RT @SamCuddleston: RT if you want a country with 63 different genders https://t.co/KnutotVsvX
Mon, 21:56: #NaNoWriMo Small child has shaved Barbie's head, zip tied her to stretcher, & stuffed her under the stand mixer to play radiation oncologist
Tue, 04:15: RT @ProBirdRights: Dormal trump i sorry you got your twetter privleges taken away I got my starbaxs prifliges took away after i get inside…
Tue, 08:21: RT @fluff_fluff: I threw my underwear at the cat this morning bc she wouldn't let me shower in peace and this happened https://t.co/imDFIf1…
Tue, 08:51: RT @liseuse: If you need a hug, that's completely understandable. This baby koala thinks ankles are super great for hugging! https://t.co/L…
Tue, 08:52: RT @liseuse: These baby penguins know you want to snuggle, they want to snuggle too! SNUGGLE PARTY?!!! https://t.co/gdMwoUD3Vv
Tue, 12:07: RT @RichSteel: After a bit of perseverance, I finally managed the flying magpie photo that was in my head. https://t.co/PVxwlgsGnO

Tue, 12:10: RT @freckledbutt: I just got real damn emotional over hillary's suits y'all https://t.co/PTgVxZyTyD
Tue, 12:11: RT @sarahquaint: Me: "How late are you working today?" Co-worker E: "Just one last machete, then I'm done." #realforensiclabs
Tue, 12:12: @seananmcguire Machetes! I hope you are recovering well. https://t.co/PEyRyLtHFG
Tue, 12:13: RT @DickKingSmith: Low on RAM, this capybara's operating system has slowed to a crawl. This helpful bird presses its hidden power button to…
Tue, 12:20: Non-US folks: you should have some time to sleep, even if you are watching very nervously. https://t.co/mVNzztgrxC
Tue, 12:22: RT @HeofHIshirts: #electionday in the United States. You're not only deciding federal offices. There's state ones and initiatives. Fill out…
Tue, 12:22: RT @HeofHIshirts: Second, on #electionday: If you cannot get to polls outside of your work shift, your employer may be required to give you…
Tue, 12:22: RT @HeofHIshirts: Third, #electionday: If you are in the queue to vote at the closing of the polls, you are allowed to vote, regardless of…
Tue, 12:29: RT @HeofHIshirts: Finally, #electionday: Voter intimidation is illegal. It may include attempts by poll workers or observers to disenfranch…
Tue, 13:34: RT @Deadspin: The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge's response: https://t.co/tes99IMbbH