azurelunatic

Benes is known as "The Joking Okie" because he's from Oklahoma and unreasonably proud of it ("They invented language in Oklahomy, so Ah'm speakin' the mother tongue...") and he loves to crack jokes. This is a man who is dangerous with a search engine. He looks up the most gods-awful jokes online, and delivers them to the class. Today's serving for Darkside's stats class included the classic Snow White + photography = someday my prints will come; and the man walks down the street with desk on back, typewriter in one hand, wastepaper basket in other, is stopped by cop. Is arrested. Why? "I'm impersonating an office, sir!" ... I am looking forward to the same in my class up in an hour with Benes.

I offered to loan my spoon to Darkside to keep Benes entertained, since it did so well for me yesterday. Darkside declined.

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