azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 17:58: #selfie https://t.co/Db41mxPmYS
Fri, 23:57: RT @kateleth: Messy thoughts https://t.co/S7vOUKVLIH
Sat, 00:18: RT @ThePatanoiac: FICT (n): The smallest unit of untruth. FICTION (n): A positively or negatively charged fict. NONFICTION (n): a neutral f…
Sat, 05:02: RT @mshannabrooks: GOP: "We're the party of Lincoln!" Lincoln, shifting in the grave: "new party who dis."
Sat, 05:05: Purple: Your ass is chirping. Me: That's not my ass, it's my tits. Purple: Well, from up here I couldn't tell.
Sat, 05:06: RT @BDisgusting: Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices? https://t.co/ikLrzDERLB
Sat, 06:03: Me: [silly fruitcake recipe; ends "throw it out the window"] Purple: I prefer my fruitcake w/o branches in it. Me: ? P: From being thrown.
Sat, 07:57: RT @NWSBayArea: 7:35 AM PST radar update -- Rainfall heading toward #SF. #cawx https://t.co/gjtx00pejB