azurelunatic | My tweets

Sat, 16:32: RT @DLin71: CHILD: What’s the war on Hanukkah? ME: Antiochus once outlawed Judaism CHILD: What’s the war on Christmas? ME: Starbucks once m…
Sat, 16:51: RT @ClareEriko: because it's the holidays- https://t.co/KeV2GrRfNJ
Sat, 18:26: It's Yuletide! Someone gave me some "I Want to Go Home!" caper fic! :D :D :D https://t.co/u9Kmb14IRH
Sat, 18:43: RT @godtributes: @azurelunatic YULETIDES FOR THE YULETIDE GOD-EMPEROR
Sat, 18:53: @norabombay NORA DID YOU SEE YOUR TINGLER
Sat, 22:35: RT @swear_trek: #dickbats https://t.co/frs6lxFyHK
Sat, 22:37: RT @swear_trek: #dickbats https://t.co/390NmOROEf
Sat, 22:37: RT @_Pandy: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them
Sat, 22:40: RT @NWSBayArea: Be prepared for cold conditions on Christmas Eve and Christmas Morning. Freeze warning in effect for North Bay Valleys. #ca…
Sat, 22:41: RT @louistheroux: For those of you who have gay apparel, now would be a good time to don it.

Sat, 22:53: RT @serenevannoy: @louistheroux @azurelunatic All my apparel is bi apparel. Duh.
Sun, 01:18: RT @NWSBayArea: Reminder - a *freeze warning* is in effect for the North Bay Valleys until 8 am this morning. #cawx https://t.co/AomwdXlpZ2
Sun, 06:25: RT @NWSBayArea: Current temperatures around the area. #cawx https://t.co/liuiEsBhUq
Sun, 06:32: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don…
Sun, 07:08: RT @CuriousQuail: LUNCHTIME FOR THE SOOT SPRITES https://t.co/j2DKO42bAg
Sun, 07:54: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ A Christmas story from 2015 @nigelduara @mehottle ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/gpyemEZTN4
Sun, 07:55: RT @foxfeather: The emus would like to play you a festive song. Happy holidays, everyone! (Now with 110% more turkey choir) #jinglebirds ht…
Sun, 07:57: RT @mccrabb_will: Carrie Fisher's handwritten EMPIRE STRIKES BACK dialogue changes. What an amazingly multitalented woman. https://t.co/3R4…
Sun, 08:01: RT @SHESAMERlCVN: so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents https://t.co/snWJsNcS3Y
Sun, 08:02: RT @AugustJPollak: My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful https://t.co/LlY3lx5BnJ

Sun, 08:49: RT @NWSBayArea: Widespread 20s across the area this morning. Coldest SF bay area temps. Angwin 25 Healdsburg 25 Lafayette 27 Cotati 28 Napa…
Sun, 10:49: RT @poetastrologers: Life hack: Bored? Text a Gemini.
Sun, 10:53: RT @jamesdnicoll: ! (correct link this time) https://t.co/ko8FG3NiQr