That escalated quickly.

[azurelunatic]

It turns out that my dinner crew can get from "I'm not going to make this rude gesture because there are children present" to "Donald Trump could fist ducks" and it took less than 5 minutes.

Comments

[silveradept]

Your dinner crew is excellent.

[azurelunatic]

My dinner crew is reprehensible.

(And excellent. If you visit the Bay Area while I'm still here, I would like to lay claim to a Friday night.)

[rydra_wong]

To be fair, I'd imagine the children would be fairly unlikely to recognize any accompanying duck-fisting gestures.

[azurelunatic]

The first gesture had been an unambiguous "up theirs" kind of gesture that can be seen from across a room. So I didn't do that one.

I did, shortly thereafter, hold my hand up in a particular shape, and said quietly to Purple: "This is a duckfist."

[trixieleitz]

Was it helical? :P

[azurelunatic]

Purple was arguing that it would have to be. I was arguing that that's merely the *best* shape, and ducks lay *eggs*, so...

[trixieleitz]

The helix relaxes when she's consenting, so I guess that's your next question....

[azurelunatic]

I just grab 'em by the cloaca...

*terrible faces*

[trixieleitz]

CLOACA DENTATA

[trixieleitz]

...that has to be the name of my next geek thrash punk band

[azurelunatic]

Do they do Pussy Riot covers?

[trixieleitz]

I think they pretty much have to :)

[conuly]

What a wonderful phrase!

[trixieleitz]

*bows* Thank you!

[kellan_the_tabby]

Best dinner crew.

[azurelunatic]

Purple is amazing, and Ms. Antisocialest Butterfly is great too.

[emceeaich]

I'm just going to go, "right on, right on."

[wohali]

yay purple!

[triadruid]

The Keeper Of The One True Shade is my new black metal band.