Oops.

[azurelunatic]

At three hours to midnight, guess who lost their balance trying to string up seasonally discounted fairy lights to illuminate the basement dungeon, stepped square on the disassembled sex swing, and fell head first into the mirror?

At a minimum, my left foot is badly bruised. I am not going to think about the further possibilities until at least tomorrow. I'm in bed with an intermittent ice pack and a mild headache.

Comments

[archangelbeth]

Ow! No concussion, right?
I hope you feel better tomorrow.

[azurelunatic]

I sincerely doubt that it's a concussion, thankfully.

[vass]

Ouch! I hope your foot's only bruised. That is a lot less fun of an injury than you have a right to expect from a set of events involving "dungeon" and "sex swing".

[azurelunatic]

Have applied ice pack and ibuprofen. I am fairly certain that this is going to knock me out of work for a while. Unfortunately.

[ghoti]

oof! hope it's nothing too serious.

[pauamma]

Hopefully 2019 will bring better news. :-(

[siderea]

Honestly, sounds like a pretty good start to a BDSM portal fantasy.

Hope your leg is fine. :(

[azurelunatic]

*giggling*

I would have popped straight through the mirror and into a situation that I had been studying for without being aware of it!

And I would stay there until I drank the glass of vanilla cream soda.

[siliconshaman]

Well, lets hope that's the last of your 2018 allotment of bad luck used up, and nothing carries forward.

And it sounds like the start to the BDSM version of Alice through the Looking Glass...

[kaberett]

<333 SYMPATHY. Your story is at least better than mine.

[rainne]

oh no! I hope you are better soon!

[azurelunatic]

Full story in all its glory: https://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/7891584.html