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[azurelunatic]

02:35 PM <Azz> https://www.monsterscooterparts.com/heart-shaped-scooter-tail-light.html "The inverted heart has come to symbolize strength & fortitude"
02:36 PM <Azz> It's truck nuts, for the power wheel chair
02:37 PM <PurpleK> rofl, totally
02:39 PM <PurpleK> "Our inverted heart scooter tail light is more than just a curiosity to symbolize strength and fortitude, it represents the sheer balls to drive a powered wheelchair on the road."
02:40 PM <Azz> And we have to drive on the road because the sidewalk is crap.
02:41 PM <PurpleK> totally
02:41 PM <PurpleK> just... still takes big balls and a tight sphincter.
02:41 PM <PurpleK> lol
02:42 PM <phone> mmmmmmmmmm, big balls and a tight sphincter.
02:42 PM <PurpleK> hahaha
02:42 PM <phone> now the phrase "load bearing balls" comes to mind.
02:42 PM <PurpleK> rofl
02:42 PM <Azz> lol

Comments

[vass]

I like that the shop's name is Monster Scooter Parts. It brings to mind the possibility of monster trucks, but wheelchairs and mobility scooters.

Those are "inverted hearts" in the same sense that some novelty speakers I've seen shaped like 💩 are "chocolate swirl emoji".

[azurelunatic]

It's a great shop name. I know Dad already uses a small 4-wheel off-road recreational vehicle as an outdoor wheelchair, not that he'd admit to it.

Those novelty speakers deserve ice cream cones.

[jecook]

I noticed that the secondary picture for the light was being hung from the back of a bike seat; the only way a human could (in theory) do that is by planking on the bike, which is pretty stupid and dangerous, and requires.... *winches* large gonads.

*runs away*

[azurelunatic]

It's not the most improbable thing I've heard of, but they would have to be enormous.

https://youtu.be/4VgYg9ycp_U

[jecook]

*cackles* Yeah, I saw that a while ago; it's still funnier than hell, especially considering it appears to be a fixed gear bike, which are pretty hardcore in and of themselves...