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azurelunatic) wrote2022-08-02 02:56 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2022-08-02 02:56 pm
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A 10 from the Russian^W Alaskan judge
The gallbladder food plan has been ... going. In practical terms, I have been eating things like:
* watermelon (also a great choice for Heat Dome 2.0)
* misc other fruits
* dried pears
* low-fat Cronch
- Ritz Toasted Chips, previously dismissed as "Well, I guess if you can't eat real chips for some reason..." (ding ding ding!)
- PopCorners, which have the mouthfeel of a rice cake that's thin enough to be interesting; currently I have tried the Kettle Corn flavor, which was good enough that I promptly got 4 more bags
* Instant pho without the oil bag
* the odd glass of Carnation Breakfast Essentials with the little cups of White Powder Supplements that I prepared the other day, and less half and half than usual
- Vital Proteins collagen, technically unflavored but I can smell it
- Kirkland Optifiber, which needs to be dissolved in hot liquid because otherwise it's GLUE
- B8 powder, which I'm trying for the ADHD
* my usual array of vitamins, supplements, and medications -- I've recently added TEN COCKS (new) and ginkgo (I took that in my teens/20s)
It's only a week, I can samefood for a week, right? (A few days in was when I cracked on the 0 fats, but it's still good to keep the amount low.) AND THEN THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS LOOKING UP GALLBLADDER SHIT, THE ARTICLE CHEERFULLY INFORMED ME THAT ESTROGEN-BASED HORMONAL SYSTEMS ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET GALLBLADDER SHIT BECAUSE ESTROGEN, AMIRITE BRO
so it's not outside the possible that this attack was facilitated by my STUPID LADY CREAM OVERDOSE. whee.
Belovedest's WFH day is today, so when they came in all pink and overheated from their midday walk (a tradition of WFH days) I clattered a bunch of ice into the blender pitcher (startling Escape Calico) and blitzed it into snow (after I got the goddamn lid to fasten correctly) (this is a Ninja problem)
I'd served out two stadium cups of snow, one to me (with cherry cola syrup) and one to Belovedest (unflavored) when I heard a concerning clatter and hiss from the dining room table. The three-tier Ninja blade assembly had toppled from the place I'd balanced it onto the table surface, and had at least nicked the nearby can of REIGN TOTAL BODY FUEL with BCAA AMINOS, COENZYME Q10 and ELECTROLYTES, ORANGE DREAMSICLE flavor. (the shield and crown elements made me wonder if this was based on the local association football club of the same name, but possibly not. we got one can of every available flavor a while ago; I'm not super impressed with this flavor but maybe that's the fake sugar talking)
a perfect 10 of a dive, and I handed off the cherry cola cup to Belovedest and poured myself a great big cup of TOTAL BODY FUEL. whee.
Steph has "fun" news that delays the move at least a week, also whee. 🔐 https://twitter.com/NettleGlen/status/1554565774219497473 🔐 The project has had a Number of delays. Original timing: May? June? Current timing: ???
* watermelon (also a great choice for Heat Dome 2.0)
* misc other fruits
* dried pears
* low-fat Cronch
- Ritz Toasted Chips, previously dismissed as "Well, I guess if you can't eat real chips for some reason..." (ding ding ding!)
- PopCorners, which have the mouthfeel of a rice cake that's thin enough to be interesting; currently I have tried the Kettle Corn flavor, which was good enough that I promptly got 4 more bags
* Instant pho without the oil bag
* the odd glass of Carnation Breakfast Essentials with the little cups of White Powder Supplements that I prepared the other day, and less half and half than usual
- Vital Proteins collagen, technically unflavored but I can smell it
- Kirkland Optifiber, which needs to be dissolved in hot liquid because otherwise it's GLUE
- B8 powder, which I'm trying for the ADHD
* my usual array of vitamins, supplements, and medications -- I've recently added TEN COCKS (new) and ginkgo (I took that in my teens/20s)
It's only a week, I can samefood for a week, right? (A few days in was when I cracked on the 0 fats, but it's still good to keep the amount low.) AND THEN THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS LOOKING UP GALLBLADDER SHIT, THE ARTICLE CHEERFULLY INFORMED ME THAT ESTROGEN-BASED HORMONAL SYSTEMS ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET GALLBLADDER SHIT BECAUSE ESTROGEN, AMIRITE BRO
so it's not outside the possible that this attack was facilitated by my STUPID LADY CREAM OVERDOSE. whee.
Belovedest's WFH day is today, so when they came in all pink and overheated from their midday walk (a tradition of WFH days) I clattered a bunch of ice into the blender pitcher (startling Escape Calico) and blitzed it into snow (after I got the goddamn lid to fasten correctly) (this is a Ninja problem)
I'd served out two stadium cups of snow, one to me (with cherry cola syrup) and one to Belovedest (unflavored) when I heard a concerning clatter and hiss from the dining room table. The three-tier Ninja blade assembly had toppled from the place I'd balanced it onto the table surface, and had at least nicked the nearby can of REIGN TOTAL BODY FUEL with BCAA AMINOS, COENZYME Q10 and ELECTROLYTES, ORANGE DREAMSICLE flavor. (the shield and crown elements made me wonder if this was based on the local association football club of the same name, but possibly not. we got one can of every available flavor a while ago; I'm not super impressed with this flavor but maybe that's the fake sugar talking)
a perfect 10 of a dive, and I handed off the cherry cola cup to Belovedest and poured myself a great big cup of TOTAL BODY FUEL. whee.
Steph has "fun" news that delays the move at least a week, also whee. 🔐 https://twitter.com/NettleGlen/status/1554565774219497473 🔐 The project has had a Number of delays. Original timing: May? June? Current timing: ???
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