Oh no, kitten! So scary! (Rot13 for scary pet stuff so no one trips over it without warning: V erpragyl ernq n POP arjf cvrpr ba qbtf fhssbpngvat nsgre chggvat gurve urnqf vafvqr puvc ontf, rkgencbyngrq vg vzzrqvngryl gb orvat cbffvoyr sbe pngf, naq qrirybcvat na vzzrqvngr arj greebe.)
The relative sizes of cat and bag are such that the scary scenario is very unlikely, fortunately. The worst she's likely to suffer is some digestive woe -- if that, because she's been raiding the trash for chip bags and licking them clean for years, with no noticeable effect. Generally she shreds the bags in the trash fairly comprehensively.
The worst she's likely to suffer is some digestive woe
Good to hear! And hard to argue with her about the traces of deliciousness. (She might concur with Sinha's belief that the simplest way to keep everyone happy would be to just offer cats their own portion of every human meal. He finds it bewildering that we don't agree with this obvious course of action. *deploys icon of Sinha claiming a box of pizza*)
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Good to hear! And hard to argue with her about the traces of deliciousness. (She might concur with Sinha's belief that the simplest way to keep everyone happy would be to just offer cats their own portion of every human meal. He finds it bewildering that we don't agree with this obvious course of action. *deploys icon of Sinha claiming a box of pizza*)
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