Colonoscopy week.

[azurelunatic]

I'm not looking forward to this.

On the other hand, I wasn't thinking with some of the usual parts of my sense of humor when I was picking out my non-red jello for Liquid Diet Day (24 oz food service pack) and rolled the wrong citrus out of three: orange.

I could have had lemon jelly.
https://youtu.be/ioudby-xooc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_Jelly

Comments

[andrewducker]

Good luck!

[azurelunatic]

Thank you

[calliopes_pen]

Best of luck to you!

[azurelunatic]

Thank you

[drglam]

I just had mine yesterday. I'd say the only really bad part was that the prep is now split into two parts, with the second part needing to start 6 hours before the procedure.

I had a 9:45 AM appointment.

[azurelunatic]

Unfortunately, mine is the first slot of the day: 6.

I guess I just won't sleep.

[roadrunnertwice]

Yeah, prep just fuckin suuuucks.

I do have a tip, tho — if you're able to drink non-alcoholic beer, it registers as a slice of bread to your stomach, which I found helped much more with the hangry feeling than broth or other liquids did.

[azurelunatic]

Huh! Alas, beer just tastes extremely gross to me.

[roadrunnertwice]

Yeah, not worth it, then!

[azurelunatic]

Peach-Mango Kool-Aid & peach iced tea flavoring packets (no sugar added), measured with a measuring cup before pouring into my tea cup with plenty of ice. The ice is both to improve the flavor and for additional hydration.

IT'S SALTY.

Next time I'm going to ask if they do the Miralax version, instead of THIS.