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azurelunatic) wrote2002-08-08 12:43 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-08-08 12:43 pm
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Sex
From the guy's perspective, it's really rather a disgusting prospect, viewed from a certain angle. You take your extremity, insert it in her bodily orifice, move it around, and there is a mess that must be cleaned up when you withdraw your extremity.
That situation happened this morning in the cafeteria with Darkside.
There's an old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Darkside reached out to grab my nose at one point. We had been kidding around. Instead of allowing him to grab, I caught his thumb in my mouth and bit. He got his thumb free of my mouth, and put it up my nose. When he pulled it out, instead of grabbing the napkin that was lying on the table, he went for that logical childish alternative: my sleeve.
I'm going to be laughing about this for weeks.
That situation happened this morning in the cafeteria with Darkside.
There's an old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Darkside reached out to grab my nose at one point. We had been kidding around. Instead of allowing him to grab, I caught his thumb in my mouth and bit. He got his thumb free of my mouth, and put it up my nose. When he pulled it out, instead of grabbing the napkin that was lying on the table, he went for that logical childish alternative: my sleeve.
I'm going to be laughing about this for weeks.