Sex

[azurelunatic]

From the guy's perspective, it's really rather a disgusting prospect, viewed from a certain angle. You take your extremity, insert it in her bodily orifice, move it around, and there is a mess that must be cleaned up when you withdraw your extremity.

That situation happened this morning in the cafeteria with Darkside.

There's an old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Darkside reached out to grab my nose at one point. We had been kidding around. Instead of allowing him to grab, I caught his thumb in my mouth and bit. He got his thumb free of my mouth, and put it up my nose. When he pulled it out, instead of grabbing the napkin that was lying on the table, he went for that logical childish alternative: my sleeve.

I'm going to be laughing about this for weeks.

Comments

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

You are weird, my blue-coloured-crazy-one. Absolutely weird.

Thanks.

[azurelunatic]

It was, of course, a totally immature situation. I'd rather be able to play with him than need to maintain utter solemnity and dignity in his presence. I like silliness. He does too. It's so hard to find someone your own age who likes to be silly, after a certain age... finding someone with the same type of silliness is even better.

Re: Thanks.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Laughter is fabulous. It's one of the reasons I have such great hopes for my current relationship: she makes me laugh like Chris does, and she makes him go shy and sappy like I do. They're things we need in a relationship: I need that laughter, that brightness, that holds me up and keeps me shining. He needs that tenderness, that keeps him calm and centered.

It's been said before, by me, and by several of my friends, and by untold wise people before, I'm sure, about sexual relations, that if you don't ever laugh in bed, there's something wrong. I'd have to say that if you can't get silly on a regular basis with your friends, there's something wrong with the friendship. :) (Hey, I can even get silly with my EX, that proves we're still good friends! :)

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

From the guy's perspective, it's really rather a disgusting prospect, viewed from a certain angle. You take your extremity, insert it in her bodily orifice, move it around, and there is a mess that must be cleaned up when you withdraw your extremity.

Sounds yummy rather than icky to moi.

[azurelunatic]

It's just funny how similar fucking and partnered nose-picking are.

[godai.livejournal.com]

Ok that is sorta freaky.

Was at my thursday rping game.

Was laying on counch feet on wall head resting on this one girls thigh.

And she went for my nose to rub it. and ended up picking it.
She proceeded to wipe her finger off on my shoulder.

And of course that saying came up as well.

Creepy coincidence. heh

[azurelunatic]

Synchronicity's a witch, eh?