azurelunatic | Real Blond

Mad props go to

votania for being there to come up with this one together.

I was having breakfast with Darkside, and the conversation reached a point where it was necessary to question his intelligence. I carry my keys and my old DeVry ID and a few other essential things around my neck on a shoelace, unless it's stuffed in my pocket. On that keychain is typically a flashlight. All computer geeks need flashlights.

I stood up, walked close to him, and shone the light in his ear, wanting to know if he was a real blond -- I couldn't see any light coming through.

He snatched the flashlight away from me, and proceeded to discover that there was nothing between my ears.