azurelunatic | How to Make the Goddess Brew

How to Make the Goddess Brew

Take 8-12oz milk. Heat to boiling. Add 1/2 cup instant coffee, and slightly more instant hot chocolate mix. Add 1/2 cup sugar. Taste. Continue to add sugar until the resultant mess no longer tastes like the Christians' mythical Satan's underpants.

Enjoy.

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Oh my yes.

He has problems keeping "Sparky" in his pants.

lmfao!
is that his name for it???
and wow........... in person, he doesnt seem at all, well, sexually inclined, if ya ask moi......

I kinda named it... and he is so very, very sexual, especially in person... just hit on him and find out!

lol you know, i have hit on him........
but i dunno perhaps he has not picked up on it??
or maybe he just has no intrest for the likes of me........... ah well............

I guess he just hasn't picked up on it quite, or else the timing was never right... because he's mentioned that he thinks you're kinda cute... who knows, I guess you have to hit on him a little harder...?

he must be one of those..........
you know the type.......... wouldnt know if a gal hitting on them if she punched him in the face.... but ive given up on hitting on him..... if he wants me ........ hell have to let me know.... until then......... no dice........

Heh.

Try showing up naked in his bed... that often works.

lol ............
i may try that........... but i dunno........
i think he would freak out?? do u???
lol... but im gonna try the whole unattainable bit........ if that doesnt work then all my hope is gone.........

He was telling me how he was hitting on you but the timing never seemed right, or you weren't interested, or something...

Who knows... there's this Other Woman, and he's starting to fancy himself just a little bit of a player now... who knows. Sometimes he just does need a bitchslap, and that's all there is to it.

gawds no!!
he, a player?!
what is the world comming to..........
oh well........ ill have to cope with the fact that he and i shall nevah be........
besides i am beggining to think that i will just becoma a raging, bitter feminist lesbian and get on with it....... i know thats what these men are gonna turn me into anyway..........:)

Hmm... would you like that perhaps I should give him a hint that hitting on you might be appreciated? I could do that...

lol i dunno...........
but yes..... if that would help........
and thanks again.................

left a message on his IM last night to that effect. He'll probably get back to me saying "WTF???!?!!" or something. Dunno. We'll see if he's still interested. Who knows with him?

Hey, I am no playa! I perfer to have one G/F than to play that silly damn of catch the pussy! Oh and next time.....I'll be way more receptive to my surroundings. ;-)

(And Shamash runs under the bed while Adam tries to play catch the pussy...)

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Miao!