beer bong

[azurelunatic]

Azz: "Oh, and FYI, we're not a frat house. We can't be a frat house. Online friend David [Godai] says we can't be a frat house unless we have a beer bong, and we don't."

Roommate says: "Well, tell your friend that come Christmas time, we *will* have a nog bong.

Us: "A what???"

"A nog bong. Like a beer bong, only for eggnog."

Sis: "Oh...kaaaaaayyyy...."

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[acpizza.livejournal.com]

We have beer bongs at Checker, cleverly disguised as "transmission funnels". They are blue, with long clear tubing.

(The real transmission funnels are long black funnels, totally rigid.)